I was hoping for a penguin steak.
Penguin sausage?
I was hoping for a penguin steak.
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Silver21_Black20, midgetonadonkey
Sup?
Won't your chick jman get upset you are being flirty with me?
I am really not motivated to do anything today. Sloth kicks ass sometimes.
This sloth?
Rocky Roooooad!!!
This sloth?
Nope. This one:
Go to Sweden, they eat penguins there AND are eskimos.
I said nothing about eskimos.
I like eskimos though. I thought I may sway you in that direction.
What's there to like about eskimos?
They're hot. Swedish eskimos are hot. I will get a picture of the one I'm talking about by the end of the semester.
To my favorite CuckingFunt:
We can be just like a sandwich, like ham on rye
We eye to eye, we thigh to thigh, girl when I'm inside
I'm trying to work it and jerk it girl with all my might
And you know you're my favorite cuz you keep it tight
Legs over my shoulder, hands in my hair
If you pull to tight cuz Dre Dog don't care
Sweat from my neck is dripping on your cheast
And your sucking on my fingers as I try my best
To keep them lips up until they swell
As long as I be in you they should know me well
I'm about to get some honey so we can get sticky
Prince is in the tape deck the song is "Darling Nicky"
I watch you as you moan and groan
Taking every inch of the new Jim Jones
Your eyes start to water, you bite your lips on your pretty face
You say "Dre Dog Stop!" but I don't stop the pace
I try to make it last, go ahead and grab my ass
You tell me dig deep, I try to do it fast
I'm trying to beat it up, baby in a good way
You're trying to keep up, you say you know Dre
Then she get on top and I grip you by the hips
And I can hear you say, "I'm ming" these are your lips
Good question ... they look funny.
Let's make a hundred thousand
Girl you shine like a medallion
Legs just like a stallion
And I'm stylin
Seven signs of a rap cat ..
Drop it on a dime, you fine
Six inches metal in stilletos
She's wearing underwear that holds jello
She might be white, brown, or yellow
And I talk to her like Frank Costello
She's Pinocio and I'm Japetoe
And she can be a habit like a morning Espresso
Put your money in your mind in a rap cat ..
Game in your brain for life
I like your mind, your body, your soul, your figure
Catch ya, hold ya, squeeze you like a trigger
"I don't know, but I been told...eskimo pussy is mighty cold!"
I'm out. I'm gonna see Godsmack tonight.
Peace!!
Can I go??? I love country music!
haha ... i fell asleep.
The giant squid axon is 5 milimeters long. Now that's huge. And Jeopardy! worthy.
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