Free Quattro Razor (10)

[ShoogarBear]

I've heard gay men like blowjobs just as much as straight men do.

Not from Katie Morgan.

[CuckingFunt]

, I hit 8,000 without even knowing it.

There were no balloons.

There was no roaring of a crowd.

There was no 5 minute applause.

So much for all that .

You hit 8,000 before I did.

[ShoogarBear]

Nowhere near the DC area ...

, I am in an executive King bed suite at the Wyndham St. Anthony's . . .

Southwest side, right?

[CuckingFunt]

Come on, you have them taking numbers.

I call bull .

Firstly, I don't.

Secondly, you said I should scream out my lover's name while masturbating. And, while mastubating, I'm my own lover.

[peewee's lovechild]

You hit 8,000 before I did.

It takes hard work and dedication.

[Melmart1]

, I am in an executive King bed suite at the Wyndham St. Anthony's . . .

Southwest side, right?

Damn, the Shoog is in town! I had no idea. And no, I am NOT a soufsider, damnit!

[peewee's lovechild]

, I am in an executive King bed suite at the Wyndham St. Anthony's . . .

Southwest side, right?

Now I know where to send you some tranny hookers.

You'll have fun, I'm sure.

[ShoogarBear]

Firstly, I don't.

Secondly, you said I should scream out my lover's name while masturbating. And, while mastubating, I'm my own lover.

Ah, so you are not monagamous . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

Firstly, I don't.

Secondly, you said I should scream out my lover's name while masturbating. And, while mastubating, I'm my own lover.

I see what you did here.

You're brilliant.

I bow to your greatness.

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, the Shoog is in town! I had no idea. And no, I am NOT a soufsider, damnit!

So, how long will it take you to get here? I can put the shampagnya on chill.

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn, the Shoog is in town! I had no idea. And no, I am NOT a soufsider, damnit!

The PeeWee would be sad indeed if Shoogar got some lovin' before he did.

[CuckingFunt]

You're brilliant.

Pretty much.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, how long will it take you to get here? I can put the shampagnya on chill.

MD 20/20 does not = Champaign.

[Melmart1]

So, how long will it take you to get here? I can put the shampagnya on chill.

I was drunk last night, where were you? If you had asked last night I might have actually met you there.

[ShoogarBear]

The PeeWee would be sad indeed if Shoogar got some lovin' before he did.

The PeeWee has a miserable life ahead of him.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was drunk last night, where were you? If you had asked last night I might have actually met you there.

You break my heart.

You've destroyed me.

[CuckingFunt]

One of my friends just called to find out if I was in town yet. She was drunk as .

Would have been nice if that damned had called me before she went out.

[peewee's lovechild]

The PeeWee has a miserable life ahead of him.

It appears so.

Then again, you have an advantage over me . . . you have a vagina.

[peewee's lovechild]

One of my friends just called to find out if I was in town yet. She was drunk as .

Would have been nice if that damned had called me before she went out.

Well, at least you can have your way with her now that she's drunk.

[ShoogarBear]

I was drunk last night, where were you? If you had asked last night I might have actually met you there.

Oh, bull ! Now I have internet blue balls.

Last night we got wasted at Polly Annas. Which is a place I don't particularly like, but it was okay.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, at least you can have your way with her now that she's drunk.

If only I had posted last night, you could have said that then, too.

[Melmart1]

Oh, bull ! Now I have internet blue balls.

Last night we got wasted at Polly Annas. Which is a place I don't particularly like, but it was okay.

I have no idea what Polly Anna's is. Does it have a rosy outlook on things? I go to bars for dart league but they are mostly crappy, seedy-looking places with some damn rough-looking wimmens.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, at least you can have your way with her now that she's drunk.

Been there, done that. She's content to stay straight.

[ShoogarBear]

Now Mel's going to tell me she was at Polly Anna's last night . . .

[Melmart1]

You break my heart.

You've destroyed me.

Stop being so gotdamned dramatic.