When you climb two fences to meet your death in an ignominious fashion, all tact bets are off. He was monumentally stupid for someone almost old enough to vote. Ichabod Six Flags will definitely be a Darwin awards finalist this year.
Theyre hilarious because this kid was a ing moron. When morons do the genepool a favor and remove themselves from it without taking anyone with them at the same time, its comedy at its finest.
Ive done stupid that if I were to have died, I'd hope everyone got a good laugh because my dumbass deserved it.
Sounds like a capital decision.
I wonder if this means the "French Revolution" ride is going to be phased out? Or just chopped outright?
Six Flags did all they could to head off this sort of accident.
they are funny to the easily amused...
tragic story.
Dude better hope there's none of those " Must be this tall to ride" signs in the afterlife.
^ now THAT would not be funny
Jumping over a fence into a restricted area is no way to get to the head of the class.
The guy really wanted an amusement ride to sink his teeth into...
He said he was gonna keep an eye out for it...
If anything can get the message "Your Mom might be right about something" though the average teen-age boys sense of immortality, that would be it.Oh boy, I can hardly wait to share this story with my 14 yr old. Last summer at Fiesta Texas, he and another knuckle dragger decided to climb out their car on that race track to "retrieve something". There was an "Emergency Stop" called on that section of the park and if I hadn't been on the premises they would have been ejected from the park. So now he has a file on record there and is banned from that ride for life. Of course while he was grounded for 2 weeks with hard labor, he didn't understand why "everyone makes such a big deal out of nothing"! Freaking genius!!
Good Luck.
The sad part is, I'm sure someone found the boy's necklace eventually.
This kind of story rubs me the wrong way.
Can your product solve that injury?
If it does, I'll buy a dozen cases.
Cry me a river, yeah someone died, but look at fark, just consider this fark light. Don't let this humor get to your head..
Aight.... Now on a more serious note. Pretty sad story though.
Why would you jump 2 fences? Its like he wanted to die?
They have those fences up for a reason.
It doesn't sound like he has a good head on his shoulders.
Sorry. Nothing tragic about a complete moron removing himself from the gene pool. I feel no sympathy for those who value their life so little that they will waste it in such a pathetic fashion.
I think your jumping to conclusions here. He could have had an underlying mental deficit of some kind (ADD or something - who knows).
Either way, it's a life and it's someone's kid. That makes it tragic.
I've a degree in Psychology, and I've never heard of a disorder that makes a kid (or person) who's WITH FRIENDS hop two fences and run in front of a moving roller coaster. Jump off a cliff? Sure. But there was obvious intent here.
"One of them jumped to grab someone's feet as the Batman ride passed over, and he was decapitated."
Sorry. No sympathy. He could have killed someone ELSE doing that.
If you don't believe that a kid with ADD (or even worse ADDHD) wouldn't do this your degree means , because I've seen them do even more outrageously stupid .
I guess we can blame every behavior on the disorder, instead of the kid being stupid. Because it makes perfect sense that a child who cannot maintain focus would intentionally attempt to grab someone's feet on a roller coaster. If he shoots someone or crashes into a mini-mart with a hummer, it's not his fault either, because he has a condition.
A- ing-men.I guess we can blame every behavior on the disorder, instead of the kid being stupid. Because it makes perfect sense that a child who cannot maintain focus would intentionally attempt to grab someone's feet on a roller coaster. If he shoots someone or crashes into a mini-mart with a hummer, it's not his fault either, because he has a condition.
a psychology degree huh? give us more credentials hemegamboa
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