The Dark Knight (movie thread) 7/18 baby

[monosylab1k]

Damned impressive. Lives up to the hype, which is remarkable considering how much hype there is.

Heath Ledger is incredible. He's always intriguing, unpredictable, and completely insane but somehow his performance is never over the top. The only reason Heath Ledger doesn't get nominated for Best Suppporting Actor is because he gets nominated for Best Actor instead. You can make a case that this movie is about the Joker & Harvey Dent, and that Batman is a supporting character.

Only 2 complaints:

1) A little too long. Drags on a bit. But lately it seems like all great movies suffer from being about 10 minutes too long.

2) SPOILERS: Harvey Dent, District Attorney is a great character. Harvey Dent, Two-Face is pretty damn terrible. They completely fouled up Two-Face, and it's really disappointing. Granted, it's not a "Topher ing Grace As Venom" level of complete, devastating annihilation of a villain to the point where you can never take that villain seriously ever again. It's more along the lines of seeing Star Wars Ep. III and you see Vader for the first time near the end and you think " yes!" but then immediately Vader let's out an emo "Nooooooooooooooo!" and you get kinda disappointed because your favorite villain just became a whiny for a moment. It's kind of like that. Won't ruin the movie, or even the character of Two-Face, for you, but at the same time you leave the theater disappointed that they mishandled a great villain like that.

All in all, go see it. This movie is worth every dollar.

[johnsmith]

After watching the damn thing I feel quite sad that we won't be able to see him in the third installment. In fact, I think the third installment is going to blow because of this.

If I go see this movie and the Joker lives and I already knew it because you were too ing stupid to get off your high horse and leak it on your weak ass review, I'm flying to Argentina and kicking you in the nuts.


you're an ass hole.

[stretch]

movie was amazingly good.

only thing that pissed me off was that i had too much water before the movie and about an hour into it i had to piss like a but didnt wanna get up so i had to gut out another hour and a half before i could go, but it was even worse cuz i got stuck behind some fatass who was the size of the entire ing hallway i was exiting out of and walked about the pace of a grizzly bear that just got shot up the ass with novocaine. after i finally got out of the damn theatre, it seemed like every ing bag in existence decides to walk in my path and bump into me to delay my trip to the restroom. when i finally get there, there is piss all over the floor in front of the urinal i was about to use, but i had to whizz so bad that i didnt care at that point. my piss was so long that i was pissing for the entire time that it took for my brother to walk into the restroom, pee, wash his hands, dry them with one of those ty air blowing machines that take 5 minutes to get your hands dry (why cant we just use ing paper towels?), and walk out before i finished my business.

but it was quite possibly the best pee ive ever taken, so in the end i was even more thrilled with batman. amazing movie that lead to an amazing piss (despite everything in the ing world trying to prevent it)

[to21]

Saw it today at 12:01 AM.......great, great movie. I must have been the oldest person in the theater at 35

The ONLY complaint I have is it was a little too long (I know, I should not complain when a good movie is too long).

[stretch]

If I go see this movie and the Joker lives and I already knew it because you were too ing stupid to get off your high horse and leak it on your weak ass review, I'm flying to Argentina and kicking you in the nuts.


you're an ass hole.

[stretch]

The ONLY complaint I have is it was a little too long (I know, I should not complain when a good movie is too long).

that was about the only complaint i had. and Rachel Dawes looked kinda old to me. but fact is, those points are simply nitpicking for flaws, and thats all i could really find. thats how good this movie is.

[florige]

If I go see this movie and the Joker lives and I already knew it because you were too ing stupid to get off your high horse and leak it on your weak ass review, I'm flying to Argentina and kicking you in the nuts.


you're an ass hole.

Maybe he was talking about Heath Ledger himself not the Joker character as a whole....

[MaNuMaNiAc]

If I go see this movie and the Joker lives and I already knew it because you were too ing stupid to get off your high horse and leak it on your weak ass review, I'm flying to Argentina and kicking you in the nuts.


you're an ass hole.

WTF are you rambling on about you stupid ! I meant that its a sad thing Heath Ledger is dead and won't be able to give anymore performances like this one. If your stupid ass jumps to ing conclusions its not my problem. Now STFU and go cry somewhere else, !

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Maybe he was talking about Heath Ledger himself not the Joker character as a whole....

BINGO!! , every goddamn post in here has to be idiot proof now a days...

[johnsmith]

WTF are you rambling on about you stupid ! I meant that its a sad thing Heath Ledger is dead and won't be able to give anymore performances like this one. If your stupid ass jumps to ing conclusions its not my problem. Now STFU and go cry somewhere else, !

Look you argie , I said "if".

So you are the one jumping to conclusions now aren't you?

ing bag hypocrite.

[johnsmith]

BINGO!! , every goddamn post in here has to be idiot proof now a days...

I agree.

I mean, clearly I wrote, "if the joker lives" and yet you assumed I said "The joker lives? , now the movie is ruined for me".

Look, if you want me to board a plane, or whatever the transports one to that ty sliver of a country way down there and kick you in the nuts, that's fine, just let me know.

Otherwise, continue with your "high and mighty" movie reviews that make you seem like an arrogant jackass reviewing movies for USA Today.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Look you argie , I said "if".

So you are the one jumping to conclusions now aren't you?

ing bag hypocrite.

Go yourself johnny boy! What's the matter? did I hurt your little batman fanboy feelings? Eat . You misunderstood, jumped to conclusions and made an ass of yourself. STFU already!

[to21]

movie was amazingly good.

only thing that pissed me off was that i had too much water before the movie and about an hour into it i had to piss like a but didnt wanna get up so i had to gut out another hour and a half before i could go, but it was even worse cuz i got stuck behind some fatass who was the size of the entire ing hallway i was exiting out of and walked about the pace of a grizzly bear that just got shot up the ass with novocaine. after i finally got out of the damn theatre, it seemed like every ing bag in existence decides to walk in my path and bump into me to delay my trip to the restroom. when i finally get there, there is piss all over the floor in front of the urinal i was about to use, but i had to whizz so bad that i didnt care at that point. my piss was so long that i was pissing for the entire time that it took for my brother to walk into the restroom, pee, wash his hands, dry them with one of those ty air blowing machines that take 5 minutes to get your hands dry (why cant we just use ing paper towels?), and walk out before i finished my business.

but it was quite possibly the best pee ive ever taken, so in the end i was even more thrilled with batman. amazing movie that lead to an amazing piss (despite everything in the ing world trying to prevent it)

Yeah this happen to me to. Did you shiver when the stream of relief exited your system? I do after a long one.

I really thought the movie was about to be over when I realize we had another hour to go.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I agree.

I mean, clearly I wrote, "if the joker lives" and yet you assumed I said "The joker lives? , now the movie is ruined for me".

Look, if you want me to board a plane, or whatever the transports one to that ty sliver of a country way down there and kick you in the nuts, that's fine, just let me know.

Otherwise, continue with your "high and mighty" movie reviews that make you seem like an arrogant jackass reviewing movies for USA Today.

internet tough guy routine? seriously???

[johnsmith]

Go yourself johnny boy! What's the matter? did I hurt your little batman fanboy feelings? Eat . You misunderstood, jumped to conclusions and made an ass of yourself. STFU already!

I'm a batman fanboy now? , when did that happen?

Eat ..............sweet insult.


I didn't misunderstand anything, you implied that he possibly could have lived and I said if he does I'm going to kick you in the nuts.

So I will continue to post, and not STFU as you have requested.

Thanks anyway.

[johnsmith]

internet tough guy routine? seriously???

Who's being a tough guy?

You told me to eat , but that's not being an internet tough guy?

Do you ever tire of being a hypocrite?

Better yet, why don't you fly up to a real country and I'll kick you in the nuts on American soil, that way you can tell your one friend about what happened to you in America.

[monosylab1k]

I really wonder who in Hollywood convinced everybody that Maggie Gylenhaal is good looking? She is as big a root as there is. She is really not good looking at all. At all. I'd sooner Christian Bale than that ugly skank. She needs to stop being in movies that I watch.

[monosylab1k]

Better yet, why don't you fly up to a real country and I'll kick you in the nuts on American soil, that way you can tell your one friend about what happened to you in America.

[stretch]

internet tough guy routine? seriously???

you posted that after posting these?

Go yourself johnny boy! What's the matter? did I hurt your little batman fanboy feelings? Eat . You misunderstood, jumped to conclusions and made an ass of yourself. STFU already!

WTF are you rambling on about you stupid ! I meant that its a sad thing Heath Ledger is dead and won't be able to give anymore performances like this one. If your stupid ass jumps to ing conclusions its not my problem. Now STFU and go cry somewhere else, !

wow. i think you got a little too butthurt over what was clearly a joke by johnsmith from the get go.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Who's being a tough guy?

You told me to eat , but that's not being an internet tough guy?

Do you ever tire of being a hypocrite?

Better yet, why don't you fly up to a real country and I'll kick you in the nuts on American soil, that way you can tell your one friend about what happened to you in America.

I'm not the one throwing around threats of kicking people in the nuts (which is particularly pathetic to begin with). The internet tough guy routine doesn't consists of insults you jackass, its people like you that think threatening someone over the internet message boards is somehow cool .

and let me just @ the country smack! Yeah, I live in a third world country. Let me tell you something, living in America doesn't preclude you from being a complete and utter ing tool. Ex. YOU!

[MaNuMaNiAc]

you posted that after posting these?

What? insults? that's not me being a tough guy. That's be describing what johnsmith can do with his little whiny ass bull . Just a suggestion. Again, I'm not the one with the threats.

wow. i think you got a little too butthurt over what was clearly a joke by johnsmith from the get go.

I don't take too well to being called an asshole, especially by a whiny little like johnsmith.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

By the way johnsmith, I already deleted that part to prevent others from making the same stupid mistake you did. You can stop crying now.

[johnsmith]

I'm not the one throwing around threats of kicking people in the nuts (which is particularly pathetic to begin with). The internet tough guy routine doesn't consists of insults you jackass, its people like you that think threatening someone over the internet message boards is somehow cool .

and let me just @ the country smack! Yeah, I live in a third world country. Let me tell you something, living in America doesn't preclude you from being a complete and utter ing tool. Ex. YOU!

Yes you ing idiot. I was actually planning on boarding one of those planes with the chickens in the back, coming to Argentina and kicking you in the nuts. Is everyone in your country as big a pussy as you and deems things like this as a threat?

LoL, Argentina.

[johnsmith]

By the way johnsmith, I already deleted that part to prevent others from making the same stupid mistake you did. You can stop crying now.

So basically you're admitting that others could come to that conclusion based on your original post and that you were indeed an asshole from the get go and that this all could have been avoided had you just apologized and deleted it the first time.

Basically that's it huh?

[stretch]

What? insults? that's not me being a tough guy. That's be describing what johnsmith can do with his little whiny ass bull . Just a suggestion. Again, I'm not the one with the threats.



I don't take too well to being called an asshole, especially by a whiny little like johnsmith.

welcome to internet forums. if you dont like it, then make him look like an idiot. doing nothing but hurling insults back makes you look like a chode.