Also, jump on tonight. I'm home alone and not planning on doing anything other then xboxing.
Scratch that, I'll probably rub one out too.
I hate you stretch. I told you, I'm going to "virtually" kill you one day.
Also, jump on tonight. I'm home alone and not planning on doing anything other then xboxing.
Scratch that, I'll probably rub one out too.
I'll fight anyone willing to take a dive for a couple hundred VBookie dollars.
sorry. leaving for oklahoma right after work.
HIDE THE SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!
What you going to play add me and pm me yours and stretchs GT's.
The Stache......![]()
Funny, thats exactly the way I visualized your life.
I'm sorry, what's funny about that?
Are you telling me that in your 84 years of life on this earth you've never stayed home on a Thursday night, flogged the Dolphin and then goofed off and relaxed the rest of the time?
I know you haven't played on an xbox, but I'm sure you played with penny whistles or whatever the you used to do in the 1930's.
Is it weird knowing that you've almost lived your whole life already and all you have to show for it is some bad "richer" jokes you made on the internets?
johnsmith cracks me up. something str8 out of a jerky boys cd.
Ha Ha Ha! After 4 measly martinis I could take out that Mohammad Ali's daughter. Then after that I could still win a ballroom dance compe ion! Beyotch
Don't start with me, mrsmaalox bodyguard. Or I might have to break your drum finger![]()
I guess us old folks just have more fun. I'm actually going home to load the kayaks on the roof rack, fill the 120qt ice chests with adult beverages, load the tables, tent, food etc. and then hook up to the BBQ trailer for a little richer trip to the river tomorrow.
I'll be playing with friends tomorrow while you are flogging the floppy trying to get it up for the second time in the same weekend.
oh whatever
that's ok. i workout each one of the individually.
Let me go back and check in this thread where anyone asked or showed any signs whatsoever of giving a what you are doing this weekend..............................nope, nothing.
Having said that, try not to break a hip while loading all that stuff. I have this uncle, well, I had this uncle that was about your age. He broke his hip, went into have surgery and ing died.
I mean, if you died, who would we have to constantly make the same ing "richer" jokes on this forum, over and over and over and over again?
Penis envy is an ugly ugly thing. I'm sure Jim and the rest of the richers would pick up the slack in making you realize just how futile your xboxturbating life is.
Alright Alright Alright everyone just calm down. Ladies its get late in the day so lets make with the PMs I'm waiting.
Man you bring up penises a lot on this site.
"the rest of the richers"
Is it like a gang of old men that after looking around the internet you all go to the YMCA and do water aerobics?
Dude, the movie Caccoon..........it was just a movie..........it's never going to happen in real life.
Sorry, didn't mean to inadvertently rouse your insecurities again. Most of us just take functional penises for granted.
God know I don't neglect mine
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