I shot and killed a Bald Eagle!

[Extra Stout]

This thread made me snort milk out my nose from my morning bowl of Honey Bunches of Kittens.

[J.T.]

How much you want for it, it would look great next to the ocelot that fell out of the sky and landed on my bullets.

Pics or it didn't happen.

[J.T.]

This thread made me snort milk out my nose from my morning bowl of Honey Bunches of Kittens.

I prefer Cinnamon Toast Labrador.

[Extra Stout]

I prefer Cinnamon Toast Labrador.

You're trying waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too hard.

[Trainwreck2100]

Pics or it didn't happen.

I don't have any, my entire roll that day was devoted to the weasels that were feasting on unguarded ocelot kittens

[Extra Stout]

I was out of toilet paper this morning, and all I had handy was the original copy of the Cons ution. Parchment doesn't flush easily.

[J.T.]

I illegally run a dog fighting ring out of my home and torture, sometimes even kill the dogs that don't perform.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I figured this is the appropriate thread to post this video.

[J.T.]

Back when I was in the Marines, me and my friend liked to throw puppies off of cliffs. I think we videotaped it one time but he kept the tape, so I can't post it.

[Trainwreck2100]

I illegally run a dog fighting ring out of my home and torture, sometimes even kill the dogs that don't perform.

That Michael Vick is so last year. I run a hobo gladiators ring out of my parents garage.

[Extra Stout]

Somebody stole the scarecrow out of my cornfield, so I just impaled Peyton Manning and left him out there.

[J.T.]

Somebody stole the scarecrow out of my cornfield, so I just impaled Peyton Manning and left him out there.

If you'll excuse me, I have to go pray before the giant Peyton Manning altar I keep in my closet.

[remingtonbo2001]

Welcome. I was going to bash your boy butttttt I didn't wanna take it so far.

I bet you told some co-workers huh? Lmao. Now you'll have to tell them again.!

ORLY.

Where you at now, tough guy?

How convienent of you to log off once Bobby shows up.

[marini martini]

TwAnKiEs, marini martini.. you can post at any time now. 30 mins is long enough!

Sorry it took so long, I was trying to google a dead flamingo

And I just got back from tanning some hides that me & Ted Nugent killed over the weekend. I do love white fox fur

[Trainwreck2100]

Sorry it took so long, I was trying to google a dead flamingo

And I just got back from tanning some hides that me & Ted Nugent killed over the weekend. I do love ocelot fur

All the endangered animals in the world and you have to use mine?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I saw this thread, but I figured Brutalis would be too smart to admit to committing a federal crime on the internets.

[angel_luv]

ORLY.

Where you at now, tough guy?

How convienent of you to log off once Bobby shows up.

He is probably at the taxidermy place picking up the eagle he shot.

[J.T.]

He is probably at the taxidermy place picking up the eagle he shot.

Actually he's on his way to San Marcos. I know a great place where there's tons of stray cats and a big brick wall to slam their heads into.

[marini martini]

Sorry it took so long, I was trying to google a dead flamingo

And I just got back from tanning some hides that me & Ted Nugent killed over the weekend. I do love white fox fur

All the endangered animals in the world and you have to use mine?

Is that better whiney baby??

[manufor3]

I'm grilling some dodo bird and velociraptor out back. Just tossed some baby sea turtles in the blender, they make a great dipping sauce. Those suckers were juuuuust about to make it to the ocean when I picked them up.

[I. Hustle]

[E20]

I had some trix and half of a gigantic oatmeal and raisin cookie. Pretty good.

[Extra Stout]

I had some trix and half of a gigantic oatmeal and raisin cookie. Pretty good.

That's incredibly offensive to me. I believe raisins to be a sacred symbol of America.

[E20]

That's incredibly offensive to me. I believe raisins to be a sacred symbol of America.

I just call them raisins, i don't want the feds on my tail. They are actually baby bald eagle droppings that I strangled out of them.

[Trainwreck2100]

I just call them raisins, i don't want the feds on my tail. They are actually baby bald eagle droppings that I strangled out of them.

You eat bird ?