McCain hits a home run

[MannyIsGod]

I'll take that bet. I run a 10k in about 42 minutes and I'm not even in shape for myself. What's his time?

Bet you never ran a 10k in a Viet Cong prison.

[baseline bum]

McCain was a POW? Seriously?

[MannyIsGod]

5 years as a POW! That's his time you insensitive bas .

[Mr. Peabody]

When McCain speaks, I always expect him to say -

"With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good."

[johnsmith]

I'll take that bet. I run a 10k in about 42 minutes and I'm not even in shape for myself. What's his time?

errrrrrrrr.................41 minutes.

He can also bend steel over his head.

[BRHornet45]

Start a thread and show me the states McCain wins to get 270. Go for it.

son judging by your picture ... its obvious that your the typical stephen colbert nut-hugging liberal. your obviously too young to understand the real world so you buy into and do everything that clowns like he has to say.

[MannyIsGod]

He was in solitary!!!!!

[FromWayDowntown]

sons you foolish, Obama bandwagon jumping, stephen colbert nut-hugging, liberals will all be crying in November whenever McCain easily wins over Obama ... "but but but CNN told me Hussein was winning in the polls!!!" .... When will you morons wake up and realize that the media is the ONLY reason why Obama is even in this thing? There is life outside of California and New York where the Democrats dominate. Luckily the majority of this country have their heads on straight (for the most part) and can see through the Obama hype. McCain will win nearly all of middle America, Texas, and most of the south (including Florida).

If he doesn't win 270 electoral votes, none of that will matter. Just ask Al "I won the popular vote in 2000" Gore.

I think the assumption that the nation is predominantly conservative/republican is misguided.

[johnsmith]

Seriously, you're better than that.

And it's Koko.

No I'm not and you know it.

[CubanMustGo]

McCain: "Let me tell you just how noble and self-sacrificing I am again.

And oh, did you know I was a POW?"

[Cry Havoc]

5 years as a POW! That's his time you insensitive bas .

My dad is a commie. Does that count?

[BRHornet45]

If he doesn't win 270 electoral votes, none of that will matter. Just ask Al "I won the popular vote in 2000" Gore.

I think the assumption that the nation is predominantly conservative/republican is misguided.

son please read the full statement. I clearly stated he will win Texas and Florida ... two of the biggest electoral states.

[MannyIsGod]

son judging by your picture ... its obvious that your the typical stephen colbert nut-hugging liberal. your obviously too young to understand the real world so you buy into and do everything that clowns like he has to say.

Start a thread showing a breakdown of how exactly McCain is going to get 270 electoral votes. Thanks.

[Mr. Peabody]

My dad is a commie. Does that count?

As long as he's not a community organizer. Those bas s have ruined this nation.

[BRHornet45]

Start a thread showing a breakdown of how exactly McCain is going to get 270 electoral votes. Thanks.

LOL at you son ... don't you have a keg party to go to tonight? or some beer pong to play before you watch your idol stephen colbert????

[johnsmith]

Start a thread showing a breakdown of how exactly McCain is going to get 270 electoral votes. Thanks.

Start a thread that doesn't say "the sky is falling".........oooh, better yet, start a thread that doesn't have you being "the smartest guy there". Wait, wait, start a thread that doesn't talk about poker.

[Mr. Peabody]

Start a thread showing a breakdown of how exactly McCain is going to get 270 electoral votes. Thanks.

Does Alaska have 250...?

[PixelPusher]

He was in solitary!!!!!

1 in 100 Americans are currently incarcerated. That's a of a voting bloc! (providing they can cast a vote)

[BRHornet45]

Start a thread that doesn't say "the sky is falling".........oooh, better yet, start a thread that doesn't have you being "the smartest guy there". Wait, wait, start a thread that doesn't talk about poker.

LMAO son

[tlongII]

It's gotta be killing the libs that McCain is truly an American Hero.

[FromWayDowntown]

son please read the full statement. I clearly stated he will win Texas and Florida ... two of the biggest electoral states.

Okay. Obama will win California and New York . . . two of the biggest electoral states.

How is McCain going to get to 270?

[MannyIsGod]

LOL at you son ... don't you have a keg party to go to tonight? or some beer pong to play before you watch your idol stephen colbert????

Start a thread that doesn't say "the sky is falling".........oooh, better yet, start a thread that doesn't have you being "the smartest guy there". Wait, wait, start a thread that doesn't talk about poker.

Start a thread showing a state by state breakdown of how McCain is going to get 270 electoral votes. Thanks.

[FromWayDowntown]

Spelling is fundamental.

"Mavrick"

[Mr. Peabody]

LOL at you son ... don't you have a keg party to go to tonight? or some beer pong to play before you watch your idol stephen colbert????

Didn't Fox News try to start a Daily Show/Colbert Report-type show? That went over real well.

[Mr. Peabody]

He's lost it. He's rambling.