Los Angeles Lakers Sexual Misconduct

[monosylab1k]

Well it certainly explains the lack of "Kobe is a choking vagina who only shoots fadeaways, we only lost to them cuz he shot 50 FT's a game " posts by Spurs fans.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Good for them. Those teams know how to win against a choking vagina. The Spurs don't.

Then just what orifice are we describing the Suns as?

[angelbelow]

lol

[rAm]

but we then laughed at any Spurs fans who wanted to call Dirk a choking pussy without realizing the irony of calling him that after what he did to the Spurs.

How does making a layup provide fuel for the argument that Dirk isn't a choking pussy. That is exactly what we wanted, except that Manu ended up fouling him.

Dirk is still a choking pussy, your team sucks and you obviously have some bitter feelings to make a thread like this. God you are lame, Magic Johnson getting owned by HIV? Have some respect for one of the greatest basketball players ever.

Enjoy Dirk and the Mavs not doing for years to come, why don't you pretend to be a fan of another team so you can make sarcastic comments till you die, you little .

[LA24]

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV...

Well, he's still alive and well, so if anything, he owned the HIV.

[Biernutz]

I think you missed the King of all the Lakers in this listing ---Wilt Chamberlain and his 20,000 Ho's.

[dirk4mvp]

How does making a layup provide fuel for the argument that Dirk isn't a choking pussy. That is exactly what we wanted, except that Manu ended up fouling him.

Dirk is still a choking pussy, your team sucks and you obviously have some bitter feelings to make a thread like this. God you are lame, Magic Johnson getting owned by HIV? Have some respect for one of the greatest basketball players ever.

Enjoy Dirk and the Mavs not doing for years to come, why don't you pretend to be a fan of another team so you can make sarcastic comments till you die, you little .

someone forgot the fact that this thread was a joke.

[monosylab1k]

How does making a layup provide fuel for the argument that Dirk isn't a choking pussy. That is exactly what we wanted, except that Manu ended up fouling him.

Dirk is still a choking pussy, your team sucks and you obviously have some bitter feelings to make a thread like this. God you are lame, Magic Johnson getting owned by HIV? Have some respect for one of the greatest basketball players ever.

Enjoy Dirk and the Mavs not doing for years to come, why don't you pretend to be a fan of another team so you can make sarcastic comments till you die, you little .

you are definitely the biggest mangina on the internet.

[monosylab1k]

Well, he's still alive and well, so if anything, he owned the HIV.

the HIV forced him into early retirement. that's ownage.

the government giving him the cure in exchange for loads of money is another story.

[TheMadHatter]

mono has definitely reached some new lows.

can't blame the little guy though. He's a Mav and Patriot fan, I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself yet.

[Fabbs]

Buss was with a 23 year old hottie Horry was a frequent at the night clubs. But aside from that, only a got would start a thread complaining about Lakers players getting laid, thats what we do out here.

[MrChug]

Well, he's still alive and well, so if anything, he owned the HIV.

I will give it that. And I applaud and still pray for him.

Also, isn't Phil Jackson banging hot Jeannie Buss a +1 for the Lakers? Lucky man...



(wait, why am I arguing for the Lakers?? Oh... s, that's right)

[Spuradicator]

This thread is pretty funny

funny and true

[21_Blessings]

Gay thread. Much like the op.

Btw, the Mavericks are terrible.

[century]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

That would certainly make sense since Magic speaks like a typical got. Straight guys very seldom speak like that.

[monosylab1k]

[Culburn369]

GO---mono---GO!!!!!!!!!!

[BeeGee]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

2. Kobe Bryant's alleged rape, along with his love of putting his hands around their throats and asking to blow it in their face (but getting rejected). Also admits to banging unattractive females and jerking off after they leave.

3. Karl Malone releasing his love paint inside a 13 year old girl and getting her pregnant. Then refusing to acknowlege the child. He wasn't a Laker at the time, but he's worn the purple & gold so this still counts.

4. James Worthy busted in 1990 for soliciting pros ution.

5. AC Green was a virgin in the NBA, which is pretty unfortunate in itself.

Are there any other incidents to be added to the LA Lakers great tradition of unfortunate sex acts?

I have a better idea. Let's start a running archive of all the Mavs fans that are completely obsessed with the Lakers. You get to be #1. Congrats.

[monosylab1k]

I have a better idea. Let's start a running archive of all the Mavs fans that are completely obsessed with the Lakers. You get to be #1. Congrats.

Still doesn't change the fact that the Lakers franchise has a long history of harboring sexual deviants.

[DJB]

Let's go ahead and make an archive of these, because the Lakers are the kings of unfortunate sex acts.

1. Magic Johnson gets owned by HIV from being extremely promiscuous. Halfway legitimate rumors still abound that he got the HIV as a result of gay sex.

You're a piece of human being.

[Muser]

Some people need to relax.

[hater]

Still doesn't change the fact that the Lakers franchise has a long history of harboring sexual deviants.

does ing an orangutan qualify as sexual deviancy?

[Culburn369]

Some people need to relax.

Muser, finding himself.

[spursfan1000]

Did Malone really get a 13 year old pregnat?

[Muser]

Did Malone really get a 13 year old pregnat?

Yeah, he went into Baseball IIRC.