That was my first thought as well.
Not a single your/you're up.
He may be a whiney ty baby who can't hack the fact that Bowen is a genius at the game of basketball, but at least he has a grasp of English grammar.
That said,
Boo- ing hoo, your favorite pillow-biter from your favorite team got "Bowened". Life sucks, get a helmet.
We're sorry that your emotionally-stunted dumb ass does not have the intellectual capacity to appreciate the nuances of how Mr. Bowen moves into your head, puts his feet up on your furniture, and eats all the food in the fridge without chipping in for groceries. He's good that way.
We certainly won't apologize for his genius.
Please stop trying to compensate for your micropenis with hysterical -ass tirades that would embarrass your average 7th grader with their stunning immaturity.
Regards,
RG

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