God damn the more I think about it the more I hate this movie. Hate.
Hold the phone, I never said that this movie was the best movie ever made. I also never said that it was going to win Best Picture either. I simply said that it was an entertaining action movie. I will admit that it wasn't as good as the first one and the story had some holes and the last battle was weak but it's a Michael Bay movie. He makes movies for his fans, not critics.
The entire time I suffered through this movie I thought about how this is the perfect example of "why they hate us" with "us" being America. The action was pretty good I suppose but the dialouge was some of the worst in cinema history. I've really wanted to watch Idiocracy since then however.
This movie sucked ass.
New rule: Don't invent new transformers, EVER. The two black transformers that couldn't read LOL.
At least in the first Transformers you could see fingerprints of Spielberg, in this movie Michael Bay was given 200 billion dollars and no one to keep him in check. Keep him in check and you get Bad Boys, The Rock or Transformers 1.
It seriously reminded me of that episode of south park where the aliens were taking over and the government asked michael bay for help.
govt: Mr. bay, do you have any ideas??
Bay: Yeah, you take a bus, and slam it into a building, and BOOOOOM CG!!!
govt:...but sir, that's not an idea
Bay: okay, you get a motorcycle, and jump it over a helicopter into a building, and BOOOOOOM CG!!!!!
Something along those lines, but you get the point. Also, the script sucked balls, Bay managed to butcher that too. What a waste...
Are all you haters of this movie the kind of people that thought Brokeback Mountain, Rent, and Milk were the best movies ever?
Do you honestly think Michael Bay gives a about the critics? The man has made millions of dollars by making movies where gets blown. Love him or hate him, he's made some kick ass action movies. And if you say The Rock sucked then you're a pussy.
How do you type with Bay's balls slamming against your chin?
Anyway, no one expects a deep drama when going to watch this movie, but they expect a good action movie which this is not. This movie sucks - even by Bay's standards.
you're about 17, right?
I'm sure it will be worth the dollar at redbox...
Bay's balls aren't anywhere near me. And I'm 26, you ass- . I just like his movies. When did it become a crime to enjoy action movies? What are you haters gonna say when this movie hits 400 million dollars?
Transformers 2 is the movie of the year
Bay does know how to bring in the dough. I'll give him that. He needs to find better writers/editors though. The dog humping scenes and the mom getting high are two stupid and uncessary scenes. This is Transformers. Not some teenage comedy.
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