! give me a 1,000 a month and I will take care of any kid you send me....
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Man that is so true. That is the absolute first thing I hear every time I get my daughters. And your rant made me laugh my ass off LOL!!! She told all her friends she wanted to make it to 10 years so she could also get the 20% maintenance fee Texas has... if she'd stop sleeping with guys at the beach maybe she would have made it? Just doesn't work too well when a guy calls from a bar asking for your wife... cuz she was so drunk she gave her home number instead of her cell.... ooops. The guy hung up on me... kept calling him back. Finally convinced him I had no beef with him and didn't want any trouble with him... but from one guy to another, I just wanted to know what was going on... he spilled the beans.... good grief LOL!... I went and looked in the mirror.... yup, indeed, i did have "SUCKA" tat'd on my forehead.Every time I would pick up my kid all I heard was Daddy there is this thing in school and I need money and I want a laptop and can we go to sea world etc......
! give me a 1,000 a month and I will take care of any kid you send me....
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the only thing sadder than this story is some of the posts in this thread.
Hey well at least your EX didnt cheat on you with someone that preached at your former church.
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If it's any comfort, when they're 14, they can choose who they want to live with.
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That was the part you didn't highlight!
ed up while your ex wife is ing some other dude drinking cooled beer that you payed for and removing those expensive Victoria secret G-string that was paid for by you working on the streets like a dog. Your at your rusty one room trailer eating spam drinking cheap ass beer while waxing your carrot to Big brother! how is that fair?
True I didn't highlight that one, because I try to only offer commentary on actual situations which I have personally experienced. I have no experience in the g-string, rusty trailer, spam, or Big Brother scenario so I gladly revert to your expertise there!
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So you wear boxer shorts to bed? no wonder your not divorced!
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Susan, you rascal!
Don't you mean Raccoon? look at those eyebrows!
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