A woman goes to her ob/gyn's office, and gets her checkup done. Once he's finished, the doctor takes her aside and says, "Excuse me ma'am, but I couldn't help but notice that your vagina has gotten considerably larger since last visit. You're not doing anything out of the ordinary, are you?"
The woman flushes, and assures the doctor she isn't. She goes home, and feeling self conscious, takes down a mirror hanging on the wall. She places it on the floor and undresses herself, standing over the mirror to look.
At this moment, her husband opens the door and says to her, "Hey honey, I'm running to the store, do you want anything?"
She says, "Uhm... no thanks, I'm fine!"
He says to her, "Ok sweetie, I'll be right back. And be careful not to fall into that hole in the floor."
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