Someone needs to clear out their PM Box. You know who you are.

[marini martini]

Nope............no period after his name!

[mrsmaalox]

Good save Chopper!

I'm glad you think so

Nope............no period after his name!

I know...

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

..

[JJ Hickson]

B3B: Maaloz, Marzini, you're a couple of dried up old hags. I'll call you that because I know that turns you on. I also know you'll take it, and keep coming back and posting because that's what desperate, lonely, attention-seeking old hags do.

Atwain: lol. Yeah, you old hags!! You old, haggity hags!! Yeah!!

ether

[ATRAIN]

B2B has done a nice job transforming the Club into his image. I commend him for that! I think the posse is probably pretty good-sized at this point. But ATrain has locked up the nickname "Number 2" in the B2B posse...for multiple reasons.

Whenever I see Atrain posting after B2B I've got a pretty good idea of what the post will say without even clicking on it. Here's a typical posting exchange synopsis as I picture it. I've changed the names of the posters to protect the innocent:





B3B: I just caught one of the old hags I work with eating a second bagel out of the Einstein box. A second bagel!!! Stupid old hag! I'm pissed, and since no one comes in here to buy anything, ever, I think I'll about it all morning...probably into the afternoon.

Atwain: You're funny.





B3B: Maaloz, Marzini, you're a couple of dried up old hags. I'll call you that because I know that turns you on. I also know you'll take it, and keep coming back and posting because that's what desperate, lonely, attention-seeking old hags do.

Atwain: lol. Yeah, you old hags!! You old, haggity hags!! Yeah!!








B3B: Got damn my boss is stupid. I'd kill him if killing were legal. Screw it...it's a mercy killing...what's the worst prison term I'll be facing? 6 months with good behavior? I'll be right back.....

Atwain: You sir, are the greatest poster in the history of the internet.








B3B: Got damn my co-workers are stupid. I'd kill them if killing were legal. Screw it...it's a mercy killing...what's the worst prison term I'll be facing? 6 months with good behavior? I'll be right back.....

Atwain: I think I love you.








B3B: Got damn my customers are stupid. I'd kill them if killing were legal. Screw it...it's a mercy killing...what's the worst prison term I'll be facing? 6 months with good behavior? I'll be right back.....

Atwain: My mangina is yearning for a B2B love injection.







B3B: Katie, I'm fantasizing about making love to that zit on your face. The thought of combining your puss-filled face with my puss-filled man hammer is filling my every thought. Check your PMs.

Katie: I find you disgusting and disturbing. Call me.

Atwain: .








B3B: There is no God....discuss.

Atwain: I just came.

good job ed

[AmericanWoman]

Same goes for you CC. B2B, you, and a handful of other men here can hold your own against any posse around here.

You sure do have your lips stuck to their asses.

[BacktoBasics]

You sure do have your lips stuck to their asses.

Jealous much? Can't imagine how long its been since someone bothered to hang around your ass. Don't worry its almost lunchtime.

[ATRAIN]

You sure do have your lips stuck to their asses.

I wonder if I jeopardize my status as number 2 if I say I like this post?

[BacktoBasics]

Just me again. Your box is full.