Lesson Number 3:
Good trolls know when to stop. You've said "da Juiceman" several times already. First couple of times it was funny but now it's stale.
Now you're just over-using the good material.
Once again, you admitted you were gay through your avatar and sig. Only gay and Laker fans put up epic fail posters of gay Bryant and actions of his gay hormonic ways. I know it is a subtle way of doing it and you jack off it but say cool and don't troll again. Once again, da Juiceman does not do gay actions to get himself on gay Laker fan posters.
Lesson Number 3:
Good trolls know when to stop. You've said "da Juiceman" several times already. First couple of times it was funny but now it's stale.
Now you're just over-using the good material.
First of all Jamstone's logic against Spainiards is off. The North Africans, in particular the Morrocans and the Libyans are the first white people. The first references to white people in history refers to Libyans. Personal oberservation: Most Spainiards are whiter than most Italians, and they tend to have blue eyes and blond hair more often as well. Although I can't prove it. If you got Italians on there it's stupid not to have Spaniards, even the languages are pretty much twins...
Secondly, the Russians need to come off. Technically the Russians are slavs and slavs originated(at least partially) in central Asia. And the majority of Russia lies in Asia, not Europe.
If you want pure bred white(and the Spainiards, Portuguese, Italians and French are genetically closer to the British, Irish and Scandanavians than they are any other group and vice versa) then what you want is Germanic, Scandanavian and Anglo-Saxon.
Western Europe, genetically, is whiter than Eastern Europe.
If you are going to push so you can field a worthwhile team:
French, Italians and Spanish in...Russians and other Slavs out....and that includes Slovenians as well.
IOW, you can't ing field a purebred white team when you are kicking Western Europeans off and putting Eastern Europeans on.
You see, the Russians, Poles, Czechs, Hungarians, Bulgarians etc are not the reason the white people are in America, they had to do with it, the Spanish. French, Germans, Brits, Irish and Italians are.
IOW, to sum it all up, if you are a white American, unless you are of primarily slavic descent, you are more Spanish than you are Russian genetically.. face, even if you don't have a drop of Spanish blood in your body.
Last edited by whottt; 12-09-2009 at 10:18 PM.
Takin' an SR break?
That thread had me rollin.![]()
Nash
Manu
AK 47
Dirk
Kaman
Coach : Jacksonovich
Where's the Walt Kowalski troll when you need him?
Speaking of white dudes... how is Bogut's play this season... 25-13-5-2 last night against the Celtics trio of Perk, Garnett and Sheed. On the season...
15.4 PPG, 9.4 RPG, 2.2 APG, 1.8 BPG on 52% shooting. They still dont go to him enough either..
When you say white, are we talking about white American players or does this include Europeans as well?
Turkey is an anomaly. They're in Asia but they wanted to be counted as Europeans.
They want to be Euros, but it isn't the location of Turkey so much as the Turcs themselves are Asian by ethnicity. Ottomans migrated from Asia, near Mongolia more recently than the Moores took over Spain.
Fixed.
Yeah you can't put Turks on if you want pure bred white...they're like haflway between Arab and Russian or something like that.
Really if you want true pure bred white that are actually good at basketball you're ed. Shawn Bradley is like a top 5 pure bred white player of all time. I mean you can tell...if they produce a load of players that are halfway decent at basketball, they likely aren't pure bred white. No Russia. No Slovenia or Lithuania, or Poland or Yugoslavia. And if you want to take out the Latin whites(Spain Italy etc)...you are truly ed.
We're talking. Britain, Norway, Sweeden, Switzerland and Germany...and I bet you Bird is Polish or some kind of like that.
So I figure the all time team would look something like this:
Jerry West
Rick Barry
Dirk Nowizki(and it's probably a cheat on Dirk because the ski at the end of his name likely indicates he's probably Polish or Jewish or something if you go back a generation or so)
And after that you start going to Raef Lafrentz Shawn Bradley.
, no Raef either now that I think about it...LaFrentz mean he's french most likely.
You don't get Cousy because he's French, and you don't even get Mikahn because he's Hungarian or some kind of like that.
Keith Van Horne probably pulls about 6th on the all time list.
I can't believe I missed him. My bust, sons.
Another ruling from the judges - the Guineas are out.
I'd have to bet on the all-thug team over any other combination.
Beat me to it!
I start
Nash
Mike Miller (or if the real Manu rematerialises, he gets the gong)
AK
Dirk
Bogut
6th man Ridnour
Lee
Manu
Kaman
Budinger
Birdman
Brad Miller/Murphy
Lots of good white bigs at the moment.
Beat that team!
PS I think, of all the positions, great white players feature least as SGs, with Manu the obvious exception over the last decade. Who was the best in the era before Manu's era? Hornacek?
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Forget that, I'm hypnotised by your new sig! Now THAT is booty.![]()
Ahh Bogut...lesse how he stands up to my earlier analysis:
From wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Bogut
Early years
Bogut was born to Croatian immigrants Michael and Anne Susan Bogut in Melbourne, Victoria. Bogut grew up playing Australian rules football and tennis in addition to basketball. In his childhood, he patterned his basketball
See what I mean?
He's slavic ancestry...not actually white as in European colonialist white.
Luc Longley? He's white.
See thing is...white people are white because of cold weather, you do not need to be fast or particularly coordinated in cold weather. I mean you ever watch a wasp(I mean a stinging bug type wasp) in cold weather? THey are not fast. In hot weather OTOH, they most certainly are. Mammoth's weren't fast either...IOW, you didn't need to be fast to survive as you did in warmer climates. You also didn't need to be big, it's a hindrance to containing heat.
So, if you see someone above the height of 6'6 that is well coordinated and fast...s'not a real white guy as in pure bred.
There hasn't been one since Conan the Barbarian.
Russians are not truly white because if they were those pussies wouldn't be huddling in Moscow where it like a sauna compared to Siberia. They'd be in Siberia owning that .
Or for example...let's a take a look a Vlade:
That's not a white guy, that's an Arab that hasn't been out in the sun.
If you really want this to be an Aryan type team
#1. It's going to suck at basketball.
#2. Can't have any Slavs on it. It damn sure is supposed to have Spanish, French and Italians on it first.
Before Manu?
Brent Barry in the immediate era. Then Hornacek and Vinny Del Negro.
Guards are probably the best positions...bigs are probably the worst. Because of speed and coordination, white guys just don't come both big and fast very often, and it really is because of environmental impact on natural selection. That's why as the NBA has gotten bigger, it has gotten darker.
Last edited by whottt; 12-10-2009 at 09:40 AM.
Gee a thread about white NBA players hijacked and turned into a dissertation about race.
Suprise Suprise! lol
About time...I was wondering when someone was going to bite. Was taking forever.
What's your point exactly?
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