The Mono Show, Episode 2

[Fergie The Florists]

i likes chinese food

[Lizard_King]

This 's dead

[JJ Hickson]

I don't have a dpg voice.

[Nathan89]

Topic- Off the top, you and your co-host and list the bigs in the Nba that you think are better than Tim Duncan.

[DPG21920]

You wish you had my voice. It's charming.

[mavsfan1000]

(This sooo applies to this place. Enjoy!)

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Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

"Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Loggin' on now!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

"Total anonymity!"

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."

"How come they haven't fired that dumb coach yet?"

[IronMexican]

Who's calling?

[IronMexican]

It rained for like 5 minutes today. Sucked.

[HarlemHeat37]

Should I call in? I don't wanna wait on the line..

[Chris Bosh Fan]

Yay! Amuseddaysleeper!!!

[Lizard_King]

I liked the rap

[mavsfan1000]

Should I call in? I don't wanna wait on the line..

Yeah. Call in.

[JJ Hickson]

Should I call in? I don't wanna wait on the line..

Lets call in to prove that we're the same person.

[IronMexican]

Thanks for the pep talk, mono.

[TheMACHINE]

I should call anonymously.

[Fergie The Florists]

guwd this show iz sufferin

[Axe Murderer]

Harlem check your pms

[JJ Hickson]

I should call anonymously.

That would be a good idea if you were better at disguising your azn accent.

[oh crap]

is this one worff listening to?

[Lizard_King]

I'm cooking some Campbell's Creamy Tomato soup right now

Can't wait

[Fergie The Florists]

this 's done lmao

jajajaja, talk tough then run.poosie

[TheMACHINE]

That would be a good idea if you were better at disguising your azn accent.

I should attempt a texan accent

[JJ Hickson]

this 's done lmao

Call in and save the show TC

[JJ Hickson]

I should attempt a texan accent

Please do that.

[IronMexican]

Fisher is saving his driving ability for the playoffs.