Perry's "Oops.." moment has sealed his fate..

[Cry Havoc]

Perry didn't "fool" Texas, Texas is a GOP political machine. No one gives a , they just go out and pull the lever marked 'R'. If you make promises to the right people, and just get on the ballot, you're in. If Jesus came back to Earth in all his glory, and ran in TX with a 'D' after his name he'd lose for two reasons: one, the 'D', and two, they'd think he was a Messican.

He would be lucky if they didn't run him out of the state for being a socialist/communist.

[boutons_deux]

FDA Declares Rick Perry a Vegetable

Texas Governor Approved for School Lunches



WASHINGTON – In a decision that raised some eyebrows in the nutrition community, the Food and Drug Administration announced today that it had declared Texas Governor Rick Perry a vegetable.

The decision, effective immediately, means that a serving of Mr. Perry would be approved for school lunches across the nation.

In an official statement, Mr. Perry said he was “surprised and honored” by the FDA’s decision.

“As a vegetable, I am honored to join the other three food groups,” said Gov. Perry. “Meat, dairy, and… nope, can’t do it. Oops.”

http://www.borowitzreport.com/