Pregnant Britney

[MannyIsGod]

SHE'S GOING TO POP OUT A CHILD THE SIZE OF A WATERMELON OUT OF A HOLE THAT IS THE SIZE OF A LEMON!!!!

Yeah, I think I can swing the Dorrito thing and thank god I'm not pissing out whole apples.

[T Park]

I wonder if you'll be singing the same tune when it's 3am and you have to work the next day and all she wants are some ing Doritos, but not the kind you have at home, she wants the guacamole doritos with a chocolate milk and a slice of ing apple pie that you don't have

I would.

One word, responsibility.

[Shelly]

she dated lee?..isnt she married to that second best that plays for bon jovi?

She was married to Tommy Lee before he married Pam Anderson

[bigzak25]

I wonder if you'll be singing the same tune when it's 3am and you have to work the next day and all she wants are some ing Doritos, but not the kind you have at home, she wants the guacamole doritos with a chocolate milk and a slice of ing apple pie that you don't have.

the keys are on the dresser baby....

[Shelly]

All I gotta say is, it takes a big time self righteous asshole to preach to a woman while she's pregnant. The mother of my child will only hear the following:

"Anything else?" "Do you need anything?" "Can I get you anything?" "Sit your ass down and don't move"

You get the point.

No, she won't. Because pregnant women are very hormonal and you will bug the of her and she may have to kill if you keep that up.

Trust me.

[MannyIsGod]

Then I'll just shut up and do as I'm told?

[tlongII]

I'm still a little new here so I'm getting to know everybody and the way they act. But, is TLongII the poster thats like your neighbors chihuahua?? You know what I mean small little thing yet angry, and will always hump your leg whenever given the opportunity. I just remember seeing something about barnyard animals or something so it got me curious about that

How can you compare a chihuahua to a barnyard animal?

[tlongII]

All I gotta say is, it takes a big time self righteous asshole to preach to a woman while she's pregnant. The mother of my child will only hear the following:

"Anything else?" "Do you need anything?" "Can I get you anything?" "Sit your ass down and don't move"

You get the point.

The only reason you're saying that is because your future wife will probably read your post.

[tlongII]

I would.

One word, responsibility.

Actually I didn't think you could spell responsibility, but I have been proven wrong.

[adrienne]

Actually I didn't think you could spell responsilbility

Was misspelling responsibility intentional in this particular instance?

[Shelly]

Then I'll just shut up and do as I'm told?

Unless she's bed ridden with a high risk pregnancy or is in her last month, she's pretty self sufficient. We can still drive, exercise, grocery shop, do laundry, and even carry a toddler up the stairs while pregnant. We can even bring home the bacon and fry it up in pan

Maybe it's just me, but someone offering to do everything for me constantly would drive me insane, even if I wasn't hormonal.

But one thing you definitely count on her being is horny.

[tlongII]

Was misspelling responsibility intentional in this particular instance?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[T Park]

Maybe it's just me, but someone offering to do everything for me constantly would drive me insane

Damned if you do, Damned if you dont.

[GoldToe]

Her agent should be able to get her an endorsement for Pepsi One.

[desflood]

Unless she's bed ridden with a high risk pregnancy or is in her last month, she's pretty self sufficient. We can still drive, exercise, grocery shop, do laundry, and even carry a toddler up the stairs while pregnant. We can even bring home the bacon and fry it up in pan

Maybe it's just me, but someone offering to do everything for me constantly would drive me insane, even if I wasn't hormonal.

But one thing you definitely count on her being is horny.

Yeah, I worked pretty hard with the older two while pregnant with the third! But the horny thing? Ehh-eh. No energy for that. I was always exhausted!

[Gatita]

c'mon jim, you saying you had respect for her before?

peeps get divorced and remarried all the time...and i'm sure the woman who was left with child is probobaly happy to be rid of the guy and looking forward to some hefty childsupport checks....

You mean Kevin Fed has money? From where? He works? Oh, yeah he is married to a rich who would be stupid enough to pay for his child support. Bad enough that she had to buy her own engagement ring.