I met up with Cully, Timvp, and Luva at an IHop

[Giuseppe]

& WH has that all you can eat twixt 2 & 9, but, they begrudge it. They won't come back to the table voluntarily. You have to wave your arms (then they pretend they don't see you) or, you have to get up and go the counter. It's nerve-racking.

[VBM]

& WH has that all you can eat twixt 2 & 9, but, they begrudge it. They won't come back to the table voluntarily. You have to wave your arms (then they pretend they don't see you) or, you have to get up and go the counter. It's nerve-racking.

You gotta sit at the bar, Cully. Sure, you might end up with cigarette ash on your eggs instead of pepper, but them waffles make it all worthwhile.

[Giuseppe]

You gotta sit at the bar, Cully. Sure, you might end up with cigarette ask on your eggs instead of pepper, but them waffles make it all worthwhile.

True. If you're just getting a single order.

But, if you're going to get the all you can eat thing, then I sit at the table with reading materiel. Then it's a gd game. They're up there strategerizin' how they're going to get out of giving me more food. that . I made QT say "uncle" on getting the last word in after leaving:::

- "Thank, you." - them
- "You're welcome." - me
- "Have a good day." - them
- "No problem." - me
- "See ya." - them.
- "Okay." - me
- "Be careful." - them
- "Will do." - me (at the door now)
- "silent wave." - them
- "Hey!" - me
- "looking out at me at the gas pumps" - them
- "O & 43!!!" at the top of my lungs - me

, I put QT in a hole. WH is shaved pussy.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm not a fan of the WH, tbh...but then again I've only stopped there on roadtrips on I-95 when there was nothing else. The waitresses usually have no teeth, an eyepatch, and reek of marlboro reds. I'm guessing they moonlight as strippers in those podunk towns

[Giuseppe]

^They're a rough bunch for sure. But, the gd grits are luscious. I bring my own butter though. I do Land O LakesPERIOD

[DeadlyDynasty]

I don't keep butter in my glove compartment tbh, so I just roll with what they got

[Giuseppe]

I don't keep butter in my glove compartment tbh, so I just roll with what they got

But, that ain't butter what they have. I'm not even sure what it is, but, it ain't butter.

And I don't keep a stick of Land O' Lakes in the car either. But, when I'm eating out I always take a stick, have Katie-girl stick it in her purse, then slip it's to me under the table.

[VBM]

But, that ain't butter what they have. I'm not even sure what it is, but, it ain't butter.

And I don't keep a stick of Land O' Lakes in the car either. But, when I'm eating out I always take a stick, have Katie-girl stick it in her purse, then slip it's to me under the table.

You pour enough syrup on the waffles, and it doesn't matter what kind of butter is on 'em.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

you'd cry real life tears of joy if you were ever bolded

Cubby getting bolded on Spurstalk would to him feel like a normal person getting a raise and promotion.

[Giuseppe]

You pour enough syrup on the waffles, and it doesn't matter what kind of butter is on 'em.

And they always get testy when you order a waffle. I always whisper it, because I'm so gd nervous, but, they start flinging pots & pans and carrying on over it. Like ordering a banana split at Baskin Robbins. Jesus Christ, it's like WW2.

[Giuseppe]

Cubby getting bolded on Spurstalk would to him feel like a normal person getting a raise and promotion.

Please. I'd denounce it.

I got my Trademark.

That's it. And that's all.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Kori never endorsed you nor trademarked you. You quit remember that.

[DeadlyDynasty]

But, that ain't butter what they have. I'm not even sure what it is, but, it ain't butter.

And I don't keep a stick of Land O' Lakes in the car either. But, when I'm eating out I always take a stick, have Katie-girl stick it in her purse, then slip it's to me under the table.

You shouldn't make Katie-girl an accomplice, tbh

[Giuseppe]

Kori never endorsed you nor trademarked you. You quit remember that.

And I never claimed she endorsed me.

She bestowed my Trademark though. Make no mistake about that.

[Koolaid_Man]

You, along with many other people, spend far too much time on this board.

Go outside. Get laid. Get a life.

And don't try to say you got all of that, because I sure as ain't buying it.

...getting laid takes all of 45 min...let me break it down...

5 min for pussy eating

10 min of getting my duck sicked...

20 min of straight sticking in that pussy

10 extra minutes if she needs some anal work

I suck s while she's on top...so I can't count that time

now let's say that I get laid 4 times a week @ 45 min/per that = 3 hrs a week...so that means I have a load of time left over...

[Koolaid_Man]

Tbh you can't last more than 45 min?

Bend over and I show you 45 min...

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm not a monkey er, sorry

you blacker than one...

[DeadlyDynasty]

Hey Kool, what does the smoke mean?

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey Kool, what does the smoke mean?

It's symbolic of an open mouth...ya dig

[Koolaid_Man]

Nice story and all, but, aint no ing way LJ could keep pace with me when I'm chasing ho's. How in the you think he would have reacted when I dimmed the lights in that IHOP, running around butt naked with whipped cream on the tip of my .

Yeah... I get down like that.

I guess he would have been in paparazzi mode...

"Hey man I got them Luva Cool Whip pictures".

[Koolaid_Man]

I will say this VBM you ain't had until you tasted Roscoe's...The Scoe's special...with an extra chicken wing at the Hollywood location is my favorite...

http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/menu.html

[Koolaid_Man]

Imagine the fun these jagoffs would have with pics. Truth be told, i'd be glad to provide these clowns with some inspiration, but you know they'd run and tell.

To calm their nerves I sent Tyson and Midget a picture of my under the condition that Tyson had to start posting under the alias Y.H had Midget had to publicly laugh at one of my jokes...and they complied fully...

[Koolaid_Man]

I didnt read this thread, but Im pretty sure midget refused to engage due to the talk about women getting ed.

The cliff notes version is you're right..this thread also revealed that Y.H previously known as Tyson_Chandler works at IHop and is sensitive when you talk about the place...

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

YH you been posting for a long time now under various alias...Tyson_Chandler, M>S and now Y.H and through it all you're still not bolded...so tell me again who does Kori care about?

[InK]

"Was dreaming about beeing in the kitchen making omlets / was dreaming about men/ was dreaming about ppl i know from a message board/ felt like sharing all that.

Classic