one point, if u didnt notice any weird people then sorry to say u were the weird person. did you notice empty seats around u?
Hardly

I forgot to mention the complete lack of security. No one checked our luggage or us. I can only imagine the amount of drugs being transported this way.

seems anticlimactic. Maybe you could make something up. Like instead of a bowl of green beans, she was carrying a bowl of mouse heads. or something like that. Maybe a box of feet?
Ok, you're right. There was this one kid who kept playing with rubber bands.