Avante - A Short Bio

[Avante]

Busted!

You had me laughing so hard I woke Judy up.

Judy...what's so funny (as she wipes the sleep from her eyes)
me...some little thinking he's still in the service, freaking out over it.
Judy..can I see

(after reading some of your bull )

Judy..poor guy, don't you feel a little bit guilty, you can tell something is wrong with him.
me..he started it
Judy...he doesn't know any better the poor thing, now come to bed.
me..ya think just maybe...
Judy...did you really say...he started it?


Ok little freak time to do what a real man does and no it's not marching around singing...from the halls of Montezuma to te shores of Tripoli.....

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh yeah, let me give ya something to wack off to, here ya go.

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See Avante....

(real) Military men may not be admirable

But the ones that actually fight


always end up with the pussy...

Know why?

Because they tested their manhood,

Instead of running from it

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Danger...

Is where men like me were,

while your ole' lady was getting plowed by a giant .

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Are you even sure your kids are actually yours?

Or were they fathered by a real man?

A man who fought!

Did your wife dream...

Fantasize...

yearn...

For the penis of a real man,

while your sphincter was violated time and again?

Did she finally do it?

Are you the reason your children are worthless?

Are you the reason they still live at home and vote straight ticket republican?

Will you own it?

will you accept it?

Or will you continue to be the facade?

An empty vessel... A failure...

A feaux father?

What are you, Avante?

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I love Spurstalk

[Avante]

Why do you get so defensive when someone questions your validity Avante?

Everytime you post you're in some kind of arguement. Sure you dont mean to come in here to pick fights which is exactly what you always do.

I suggest you log out and log back in, only this time leave stupid at the entrance and try to have a normal conversation for once in your posting history.

[Avante]

Why do you get so defensive when someone questions your validity Avante?

Everytime you post you're in some kind of arguement. Sure you dont mean to come in here to pick fights which is exactly what you always do.

I suggest you log out and log back in, only this time leave stupid at the entrance and try to have a normal conversation for once in your posting history.

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Are you going to answer me? Or shall I shove a few more inches into Judy?

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[Avante]

What the did I do..???

Shadowmoaner

I simply treat others the way they want to be treated. You know that..right?

[Reck]

What the did I do..???

Shadowmoaner

I simply treat others the way they want to be treated. You know that..right?

And how do you know how exactly they want to be treated?

You a mind reader now?

[Avante]

Are you going to answer me? Or shall I shove a few more inches into Judy?

Trust me amigo, a little like you would get bucked off.

[Avante]

And how do you know how exactly they want to be treated?

You a mind reader now?

It's very easy, it's always the same ones who get a thrill talking in hiding. Saying they could never say in person, yep, ball-less. It's always the same gang, very predictable. They love the joust, the debate, conflict and turmoil so I give it to them, that's what they want, you disagree?

[symple19]

Trust me amigo, a little like you would get bucked off.

While your wife is securing the bread for your family, guys like me are knocking the bottom out

Meanwhile, you sit in your mancave and read outdated magazines whilst losing money to Vegas.

Par Per

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[Avante]

While your wife is securing the bread for your family, guys like me are knocking the bottom out

Meanwhile, you sit in your mancave and read outdated magazines whilst losing money to Vegas.

Par Per

Why do you keep ignoring what I'm telling you about our $$$$ situation, your really that far gone?

I haven't lost a dime, and won't.

Ok now that she's out of the shower, I do have to go. I enjoyed kicking your ass Sarge, I just wish you'd put up a better fight, but since you were in the Marines or was it the Army I had ya whipped the minute you opened you big ass mouth.

Let me leave you with this...

The war is over little one, you can take off your helmet now, get out of those greens and let the kids know daddy is ok now.

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[symple19]

Why do you keep ignoring what I'm telling you about our $$$$ situation, your really that far gone?

I haven't lost a dime, and won't.

Ok now that she's out of the shower, I do have to go. I enjoyed kicking your ass Sarge, I just wish you'd put up a better fight, but since you were in the Marines or was it the Army I had ya whipped the minute you opened you big ass mouth.

Let me leave you with this...

The war is over little one, you can take off your helmet now, get out of those greens and let the kids know daddy is ok now.

Unlike others, Avante, I really enjoyed our tete' a tete'

So when you lie down with Judy,

Know that it's my semen you smell on her lips

Mayonaise!

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[Reck]

It's very easy, it's always the same ones who get a thrill talking in hiding. Saying they could never say in person, yep, ball-less. It's always the same gang, very predictable. They love the joust, the debate, conflict and turmoil so I give it to them, that's what they want, you disagree?

Not really, no.

You're just an easy target, easily riled up.

You lack composure.

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