What do you enjoy more?

[Thebesteva]

I know this sounds like one of those bogus internet stories, take it for face value. I was dating a girl I met through friends, she eventually admitted she was a tail waitress at Spearmint Rhino but I didnt care. We dated for 3 months and I told her I always wanted to give anal to a girl. The first time she felt like she was dying so she asked me to stop. After a few weeks I asked if we could try again and I put extra lube, and it was quite enjoyable. However....when I pulled out my was covered in and she saw it. It was the awkwardness of a queef x 100000000. We both just sat there for a few seconds and felt really bad for one another. She went from a 9.5\10 to a 3\10 in that moment for me....sad story tbh

[The Reckoning]

bj to wake you up in the morning

and queefs are only as awkward as you make them. they can be hilarious tbh. means you packed right.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I know this sounds like one of those bogus internet stories, take it for face value. I was dating a girl I met through friends, she eventually admitted she was a tail waitress at Spearmint Rhino but I didnt care. We dated for 3 months and I told her I always wanted to give anal to a girl. The first time she felt like she was dying so she asked me to stop. After a few weeks I asked if we could try again and I put extra lube, and it was quite enjoyable. However....when I pulled out my was covered in and she saw it. It was the awkwardness of a queef x 100000000. We both just sat there for a few seconds and felt really bad for one another. She went from a 9.5\10 to a 3\10 in that moment for me....sad story tbh

and you didn't perform the Dirty Sanchez?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

bj to wake you up in the morning

yes sir the best way to wake up. especially every weekend
oh, and golf course sex, movie theater sex, camping sex, nature trail sex. yep.

[Paulie]

e-sex

-Chump

[mrsmaalox]

Hotel sex

This showed up on my FB feed and I thought of you Judy

[JudynTX]

So she knows what it is now.

[mrsmaalox]

So she knows what it is now.

Yup!

Oh and I have a new one to add: Grand piano sex! But it's not very comfortable

[JudynTX]

[marini martini]

Yup!

Oh and I have a new one to add: Grand piano sex! But it's not very comfortable

[marini martini]

.........oh, and sex in front of a mirror!

[JudynTX]

Trampoline sex

[mrsmaalox]

.........oh, and sex in front of a mirror!

Hmmm I dunno about that, if the angle isn't quite right....blech

Trampoline sex

You do mid-air flips and stuff?

[Latarian Milton]

stolen sex is sweetest. the grass next door is always greener than your own tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

well i like to think the hotels i stay at have quality staff.

again, you're under the assumption that every hotel is some piece of motel with old bedding and ty staff.

maybe you had bad experiences in your past travels?

yes people have sex in hotel rooms but not at the extent you're making it seem.

most guests staying in hotels are traveling on business or vacation with fam.

not too many people use them just to in.

you're reaching, fam.

there's not a whole lot I haven't tried except gay sex...I've been having 3 ways since high school. My lesbian friends are bi...I've yet to meet a straight lesbian (non Bi) who will me...nice , nice abs, handsome face it don't matter...I've been into this for a few years now..when doing a 3-way I have one girl slowly penetrate my ear drum with a q-tip dipped in warm water to keep the cotton soft...the other girl will usually ride me till I'm ..they do this simultaneously...there's nothing like it in the world...it sends shivers through-out my body like I've never experienced...

I also like when girls lick my gooch (the area between your balls and asshole) just before licking my asshole...that feels awesome....(no ) ....I've got to find more kinky to do to keep my mind occupied...all that like ing in high rises and different locations I've done it all... now I'm trying to find a way to my new neighbor..She's half white and asian and I ran into her the other day...I'm putting my mack game down...she's intrigued already by the 100k car I drive...it's just a matter of time before I'm in those panties...

[CuckingFunt]

Does ing in a high rise count as kinky?

[Koolaid_Man]

Does ing in a high rise count as kinky?

depends on where you ing....my freshman yr of college I went to NYC to visit some fam on New Yrs eve......got introduced to a white chic named Stephanie... she worked at what used to be the Twin Towers as an accountant... we first ed in a shared copy room area...then on a conference room table...her Bosses office was locked...but by the time I climaxed we ended up in a hallway...Kool was just reckless back in the day..she was good ..I was pussy whipped for a few weeks...we still friends but she married with kids now...good people though

[JudynTX]

Does ing in a high rise count as kinky?

Only if it was the roof.

[CuckingFunt]

Only if it was the roof.

God, but that's a boring definition of kink.