in nazi bas s....you know I hate em.

Almost as bad as the French. (That's still debatable)

What do you call 100,000 French people with their hands in the air?? The army....

What vehicle has 5 reverse gears and one forward gear?? A French tank. The one forward gear is only used if attacked from the rear.

What can a French soldier do in 5 minutes? Surrender twice....

How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little Knotzies.