NBA: An Extinction Level Event (ELE) --- Lakers qualify for the playoffs I

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lmvictoriousao!

No, seriously, Dunc, you ever fantasize about molesting your children? Huh?

[Dunc n Dave]

No, seriously, Dunc, you ever fantasize about molesting your children? Huh?

I really got you riled up, now; don't I?

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I really got you riled up, now; don't I?

I look forward to the challenge with equal amounts of both anticipation & determination.

Let us proceed...

No seriously, Dunc, have you ever molested your children, perhaps with your wife's permish and assistance?

[rayjayjohnson]

I agree with 'besteva... make it a designated sig bet. Winner chooses the loser's sig until the playoffs are done

people have sigs turned on?

[Venti Quattro]

So what happened with this bet

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So what happened with this bet

Nobody took it...

- "I am livin' still."

- Jimmy Webb - "The Highwayman"

[jeebus]

I don't think anyone took it.

[mavs>spurs]

OP is a masochist..if he wins he punishes himself anyway by forcing himself to leave the board he's obsessed with, if he loses he's forced to stay here and get a train rode on him from all angles

[Clipper Nation]

Nobody took it...

- "I am livin' still."

- Jimmy Webb - "The Highwayman"

Yep, and now you'll have to take the when the Thunderefs or Spurs handle the Lakers in Round 1

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Yep, and now you'll have to take the when the Thunderefs or Spurs handle the Lakers in Round 1

In the meantime? We're gonna have us a time.

Oh, yeah, that we are.

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

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OP is a masochist..if he wins he punishes himself anyway by forcing himself to leave the board he's obsessed with, if he loses he's forced to stay here and get a train rode on him from all angles

Hi, sweet cheeks.

LMVICTORIOUSAO!!!

[DMC]

Hi, sweet cheeks.

LMVICTORIOUSAO!!!

Prime example of Caveat Dale looking for the exit prior to the storm. He talks massive amounts of but when his ass is out there he bolts. Never takes his lumps, and don't let him tell you differently.

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Prime example of Caveat Dale looking for the exit prior to the storm. He talks massive amounts of but when his ass is out there he bolts. Never takes his lumps, and don't let him tell you differently.

I've been here every single time you rang, or, didn't rang.

And daddy? You ain't ringin' this time. ha, ha.

[DMC]

I've been here every single time you rang, or, didn't rang.

And daddy? You ain't ringin' this time. ha, ha.

Notice the missing Threads between April and the end of the Finals? Any court of law would conclude you weren't here.

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Notice the missing Threads between April and the end of the Finals? Any court of law would conclude you weren't here.

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And you hadn't rung, or, rung.

When you rung, I was here immediately Did I think I could do it? No. Somehow I pulled the lever on that Boy, had no idea where I'd end up. By God, I ended up right here, collapsed into this seat and was present & accounted for.

But, you ain't ringin' this time. You ain't goin' back-to-back, you ain't triplin'. You're gonna sit there with that 2nd 5th and I'm gonna pound it up your in' ass till there are no more tomorrows.

God bless Amy & the United States of America.

[DMC]

You weren't here when we rung. You came along afterward. Stop lying.


Game 5[edit]

ABC

June 15 8:00 pm/5:00 pm

Boxscore

Miami Heat 87, San Antonio Spurs 104
Scoring by quarter: 29–22, 11–25, 18–30, 29–27
Pts: LeBron James 31 Rebs: LeBron James 10 Asts: LeBron James 5				Pts: Kawhi Leonard 22 Rebs: Kawhi Leonard 10 Asts: Boris Diaw 6
San Antonio wins NBA Finals, 4–1

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You weren't here when we rung. You came along afterward. Stop lying.


Game 5[edit]

ABC

June 15 8:00 pm/5:00 pm

Boxscore

Miami Heat 87, San Antonio Spurs 104
Scoring by quarter: 29–22, 11–25, 18–30, 29–27
Pts: LeBron James 31 Rebs: LeBron James 10 Asts: LeBron James 5				Pts: Kawhi Leonard 22 Rebs: Kawhi Leonard 10 Asts: Boris Diaw 6
San Antonio wins NBA Finals, 4–1

I was here immediately after you rang.

But, you ain't ringin' this time. No in' way. I called the arena. "No, sir, no game this Sunday."

[DMC]

I was here immediately after you rang.

But, you ain't ringin' this time. No in' way. I called the arena. "No, sir, no game this Sunday."

The evidence is clear. You did everything in your power that year to avoid being around. The year prior you tried over and over to get anyone to ELE bet you, you tried suicide by mod. You flailed and flailed, and then you showed up after the fact again talking .

You're a got, plain and simple. You're just an old got and these young guys fall for your "integrity and honor" schtick. You've neither, old man. Find a movie line for that. That's YOUR life.

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The evidence is clear. You did everything in your power that year to avoid being around. The year prior you tried over and over to get anyone to ELE bet you, you tried suicide by mod. You flailed and flailed, and then you showed up after the fact again talking .

You're a got, plain and simple. You're just an old got and these young guys fall for your "integrity and honor" schtick. You've neither, old man. Find a movie line for that. That's YOUR life.

Evidence, schmevidence. I was here toot sweet. I was down, lower than skunk , but, I was here immediately.

And this time I ain't a worry in the world. You ain't doublin'. You ain't triplin'. You're gonna sit there and you're take it. You don't have to like it, but, you're takin' it.

Amy delivered me and I ain't ever forgettin' it.

I said it---&---I'm standin' by it......Amy

[Splits]

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Don't be an asshole this morning. It's Friday for Christ sakes. That was when I came back after Kori had booted me out. You know this. I originally came here after you beat the Suns in '07. I was not made welcome and I left. I returned when that squirt for Orlando couldn't make that shot that Duncan couldn't make,,,a layup.

[Splits]

Don't be an asshole this morning. It's Friday for Christ sakes. That was when I came back after Kori had booted me out. You know this. I originally came here after you beat the Suns in '07. I was not made welcome and I left. I returned when that squirt for Orlando couldn't make that shot that Duncan couldn't make,,,a layup.

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That's when I snuck back in using the Italian dialect after my Culburn369 was booted. You know this. Now don't keep acting like an asshole. It's in Friday and you ain't in the Finals.

[Splits]

That's when I snuck back in using the Italian dialect after my Culburn369 was booted. You know this. Now don't keep acting like an asshole. It's in Friday and you ain't in the Finals.

Not only POST-PAU, but 5 days after he carried Kobe to 4.

You're the lying asshole.