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ok.... how about
If I'm dieing for a word then my word is poontang
"Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. This is gonna get kinda weird. Two dragons."
ok.... how about
If I'm dieing for a word then my word is poontang
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This might hurt a little
I win. I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?
Yes that was it
A random sampling of my favs:
"Oh, in two hundred years we've gone from 'I regret that I have but one life to give for my country,' to ' you'?"
"In my day we'd take someone like you out back and beat him with a hose, but nowadays you guys have your damn unions."
"Sir, you know I've never been a pro-union guy."
"Quick impression for you. Caw-caw. BANG! ' ! I'm dead!'"
"Why's everybody after this chick? Does she have beer flavored nipples or something?"
Okay, you asked for it:
"You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant on you."
"Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?"
"We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out."
"How can you shoot women , children?"
"Easy, you just don't lead them as much."
"All right ...Ann-Margret and entourage are due here next week. I want someone to be there on the airfield and stick with her for a couple of days. Uh, Rafterman, you take it."
"Aye-aye, sir."
"Get me some good low-angle stuff. Don't make it too obvious, but I want to see fur and early morning dew."
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning
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Kilgore: How're you feeling, Jimmy?
Door Gunner: Like a mean mother er, sir!
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I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
some ones from blazing saddles:
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull s, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, -kickers and Methodists
Lamarr: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
Lamarr: Charming. Sign right here.
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?
Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
"Candygram for Mongo!"
"Excuse me while I whip this out."
"Somebody's got to go back for a load of dimes!"
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
"Little bas shot me in the ass."
More beans, Mr. Taggert?
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
"I didn't get a harumph out of that guy!"
You use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar ...
Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint! Jesus H. Christ! I think you've got a hard-on!
"The sheriff is a ni-"
BONG!!!
"What did he say?"
"He said the sheriff is near."
and of course you can never forget spaceballs:
HELMET: Who made that man a gunner?
MAJOR: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
HELMET: Who is he?
SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.
HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
HELMET: And his cousin?
SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Asshole.
HELMET: How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
ALL: Yo!
HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes.
I'm a mog. Half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.
So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
"Tell them I said 'Ow!'.
Got it!"
"Hey, boys! Look what I've got here!"
"Hey, where all the white women at?"
Clint Eastwood - The Long Rider (or something like that?)
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City gots."
Slim Pickens rules.
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