____Calling all Trolls____

[lil'mo]

A cattle buyer was in Mexico looking for cattle and stopped at a cantina for refreshment and dinner. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the aroma was wonderful, so he asked the waiter, "What is that you just served that guy over there?"
The waiter replied, "Ah, Señor, you have excellent taste! Those are the bull's testicles from the bullfight.… A delicacy!"

The cattle buyer said, “Sounds good. Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, Señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each day. If you come back tomorrow, we will save you this delicacy!"

The cattle buyer returned the next evening and was served the delicacy of the day. After taking a few bites and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called the waiter over and said, "These are delicious, but they're a lot smaller than the ones you served yesterday! Why is that?"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Señor, sometimes the bull wins".

[hunter-thereckoning]

the mooooon is way to high to jump over, that is an urban legend

so the cat never played the fiddle...

[Mr. Dictionary]

A cattle buyer was in Mexico looking for cattle and stopped at a cantina for refreshment and dinner. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the aroma was wonderful, so he asked the waiter, "What is that you just served that guy over there?"
The waiter replied, "Ah, Señor, you have excellent taste! Those are the bull's testicles from the bullfight.… A delicacy!"

The cattle buyer said, “Sounds good. Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, Señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bullfight each day. If you come back tomorrow, we will save you this delicacy!"

The cattle buyer returned the next evening and was served the delicacy of the day. After taking a few bites and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called the waiter over and said, "These are delicious, but they're a lot smaller than the ones you served yesterday! Why is that?"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Señor, sometimes the bull wins".

Main Entry: mountain oyster

1. Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.

The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.

[HomerSimpson]

whatsa troll?

[lil'mo]

mr dictionary, what the do you know about mountain oysters boy?!?!???

[smeagol]

This thread is funny (and very revealing)

[Johnny Tightlips]

i ain't revealin' nothin'

[DON VITO]

I look like T PARK but am really GiG

[bigzak25]

I am Zombie Terri Schiavo

[mavsfan1000]

what bigzak25?

No. Zombie Terri Schiavo

[mavsfan1000]

I know you are elpimpo4cc but the funny name was zombie terri schiavo. I don't find it that funny but some do.

[lil'mo]

zombie terri schiavo is mooooooronic

[mouse]

I am Ghost Writer

[hunter-thereckoning]

I am Emmitt Smith

[Jack Tripper]

what a funny thread

[Shelly]

I am really Mouse.

[midgetonadonkey]

zombie terri schiavo is mooooooronic

The picture is classic.

[hunter-thereckoning]

your pic of bob is classic

[Clandestino]

I am KoriEllis so you es better shut the up or else I'm regulating. Any of you break a sandal, too ing bad, you walk alone. If any post in here offends you, too bad go suck off DizzG and LadySpurm(whale) and they will let you post your thoughts on the latest episode of Barney!

[Victor Newman]

This topic reminds me of the good ol days @ the Club

[AFE7FATMAN]

I used to Post as Ms Big IRISH

[Mr.Kotter]

Welcome back Trolls.

[Phil E.Buster]

i'm running for county commissioner

Not if I can stop it.

[mugatu]

where is Fred Sandford?

[Alice]

Damn I'm tired and my corns hurt.