$$$$$$$$$$$$

[DeadlyDynasty]

Can you even handicap a game?

Try....Cowboys at Saints.

Do you always move the goalposts when you're flustered?

[DMC]

I made my picks on another site there I was around 56% and I've shown that info before.

This season I'm below 500 for now with tons of games left.

The bottom like is I step up to the plate and swing for the fences, what do you do? All I see you doing is following others around being a little punk.

Give me your best ATS play for the week, and explain why it is, can you do that?

= "I have a gambling problem, but I'm going to fix it by betting more."

[CuckingFunt]

Can you even handicap a game?

Try....Cowboys at Saints.

Black and gold > blue and silver.

Easy.








(Also, WHO DAT!)

[Clipper Nation]

Take your got ass to the NFL forum.

Actually, don't.... we don't want to read the ld gt's there, either....

[DeadlyDynasty]

Black and gold > blue and silver.

Easy.








(Also, WHO DAT!)

Nice snipe. What's your take on the Richie Incognito-Jonathan Martin situation btw?

[CuckingFunt]

Nice snipe. What's your take on the Richie Incognito-Jonathan Martin situation btw?

I haven't really been paying attention to the details, certainly not enough to have a take, but I generally think hazing is stupid and childish.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I thought you said you were done picking games if the Packers didn't cover?

Avante is an old got who lies.

He is just weakminded and shows no self control. Remember we are talking about the guy that employs child pros utes.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I keep my football bets in the NFL forum, not this time. I want the pressure.....YOU TOTALLY SUCK!!!!!...brings this week.

I'll be playing 550 a game to win 500, yep...real $$$$$$. I lost my ass last week and need to get it back.

So...

Saints at home coming off a loss vs a Dallas team that can't defend the pass....NO - 6.0

Ravens + 2 at home vs a banged up Bengals team. The Ravens are 19 of 23 in this "spot". That is a very strong trend.

Niners at home coming off a bye are golden, Niners - 5.5

Atlanta at home vs a Seattle team that is just so so on the road vs the number. Atl + 4.5


I have to hit 3 out of 4.

1-2
betting expert
550 to win 500
your best case scenario is losing $100 this week and being 27-32 overall
can't wait for this excuses
Mason and you skinhead SIL not getting any Christmas presents this year
gonna scapegoat Santa Claus like you scapegoated your son

[Clipper Nation]

I keep my football bets in the NFL forum, not this time. I want the pressure.....YOU TOTALLY SUCK!!!!!...brings this week.

I'll be playing 550 a game to win 500, yep...real $$$$$$. I lost my ass last week and need to get it back.

So...

Saints at home coming off a loss vs a Dallas team that can't defend the pass....NO - 6.0

Ravens + 2 at home vs a banged up Bengals team. The Ravens are 19 of 23 in this "spot". That is a very strong trend.

Niners at home coming off a bye are golden, Niners - 5.5

Atlanta at home vs a Seattle team that is just so so on the road vs the number. Atl + 4.5


I have to hit 3 out of 4.

YOU TOTALLY SUCK!!!!!

[Clipper Nation]

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[AchillesHeel]

[GoodOdor]

[Blake]

No sign of the fat ol ?

but every gambler is having a bad year!

[GoodOdor]

the fat ol is always absent after another ty horrible betting week. Unfortunately, he'll be back.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

Avante's 2013 NFL Betting Routine

Wednesday - Friday: Makes his picks

Sunday: Watches the games as over 50% of his picks are incorrect

Monday - Tuesday: Disappears as the entire forum laughs at his ty picks and thinks of a new excuse as to why he keeps losing (Mason's picks, injuries, Voodoo, early in season, ect.)

Wednesday-Friday: Tells his excuse to the forum and says that THIS is the week that he will turn it around, and he is increasing the money he bets. Makes his ty picks, and the cycle repeats

[Clipper Nation]

Sunday: Watches the games

That's questionable, tbh.... you'd think someone who actually watches the games could at least be .500

[CuckingFunt]

On the plus side, I'm 1-0 on jersey handicapping.

[AchillesHeel]

Still hasn't posted his thoughts on this thread after his epic fail.

[GoodOdor]

Avante, your thoughts on your terrible betting record so far, tbh....?

I thought the "$$$$" picks in this thread were the "real" bets you made money with, no....?

[Avante]

Just won 1000 last night. And since I bet bigger amounts as the season progresses I;m doing fine.

[Blake]

Just won 1000 last night. And since I bet bigger amounts as the season progresses I;m doing fine.

Neh, nobody believes your lying ass.

[ChumpDumper]

Just won 1000 last night. And since I bet bigger amounts as the season progresses I;m doing fine.

lol continue lying.

[DMC]

Guys, I won a million dollars last night betting against the Lakers. That puts me 1000 ahead for the year tbh.