After two months of Beasley in silver and black, Tim Duncan is smoking weed because, “ it. It’s my last season. Five rings is plenty. I’m a Hall of Fame lock. And the money’s guaranteed either way.”
Which works out well, because Tiago Splitter will conclude he’s far too handsome to play second fiddle to a 38-year-old. It’s Tiago’s team now.
Tony Parker goes on another sexting rampage.
After three seasons spent very quietly going about his business, Kawhi Leonard reveals his inner monologue. And lemme tell you something: It is NOT safe for work.
Beas makes an innocuous remark about Manu Ginobili’s bald spot … which Manu never realized was there. The team made a point of never discussing the spot in front of Manu, because they knew the reaction wouldn’t be pretty. This was the Spurs’ version of Fight Club, and Beasley broke the first rule. The ensuing bout with self-consciousness and awkwardly donned headbands destroys Manu free-wheeling spirit.
Matt Bonner suddenly resents being known as some wise-cracking, sandwich-loving, three-point specialist ginger, and will demand to become the No. 1 option. (As you probably guessed, that doesn’t go over well with Tiago.)
Speaking of sandwiches, and food … let’s just say Boris Diaw’s blood type is about to become “gravy.”
I have no idea what Cory Joseph’s personality is like, but believe me, you’re about to find out.
In the meantime, all the grapes at Pop’s vineyard suddenly wither up and die. Coincidence? I think not.