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Ride Captain Ride
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Seventy-three men sailed up
From the San Francisco Bay,
Rolled off of their ship
And here's what they had to say.
"We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
and be free once more."
But no one heard them callin',
No one came at all,
'Cause they were too busy watchin'
Those old raindrops fall.
As a storm was blowin'
Out on the peaceful sea,
Seventy-three men sailed off
To history.
Ride, captain ride
Upon your mystery ship,
Be amazed at the friends
You have here on your trip.
Ride captain ride
Upon your mystery ship,
On your way to a world
That others might have missed.
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Seventy-three men sailed up
From the San Francisco Bay,
Got off their ship
And here's what they had to say.
"We're callin' everyone to ride along
To another shore,
We can laugh our lives away
And be free once more."
Ride, captain ride
Upon your mystery ship,
Be amazed at the friends
You have here on your trip.
Ride, captain ride
Upon your mystery ship,
On your way to a world
That others might have missed.
Ride, captain ride
Upon your mystery ship,
Be amazed at the friends
You have here on your trip.
Your captain thread?
Eye Eye Captain
A pirate came to his home port and visited his regular tavern. When the bartender saw him enter, he said, "Hey, great to see you! But what happened?
When you left you had all your body parts, and now you've got a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch."
The pirate waived-off the bartender's concern and replied, "Oh, I'm doing fine."
But the bartender persisted, and asked, "What happened to your leg?"
The pirate said, "Well, we were attacking a ship, and they fired a cannon at us, and it shattered my leg. So I got this peg leg."
Then the bartender said, "What about that hook? When you left here you had both hands."
The pirate said, "Well, we were attacking a ship, and while boarding it got into a sword fight, and my hand got chopped-off. So I got this hook installed."
The bartender then said, "I see. What happened to your eye?"
The pirate said, "I was on the deck one day looking up at the sky, and a sea gull dropped one right in my eye!"
"Bummer!" said the bartender, "but how can you lose an eye from a bird dropping?"
The pirate replied, "It was the day after I got my hook.
Yes....I started the thread even though it wasn't meant for Captain but oh well![]()
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Okay, I may be the only person who actually watched this show (along with Mr. Terrific):
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