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  1. 07-01-2015 #76
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    Post of the year man. Lol.
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  2. 07-01-2015 #77
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    Patty: *spends entire meeting waving a towel in the corner*
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    Quote Originally Posted by benefactor
    it's ing hot here. We got all that rain and now the Texas summer is back. Can't walk outside for more than five minutes before you sweat through your shirt.
    It's only 80's in southern california but it has rained some the past couple days to make it really humid and ty.
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  4. 07-01-2015 #79
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    Pop: One time in the playoffs I told Joey if he wanted to see a foul I'd show him one right then.

    Aldridge: Yeah, I hate that bas .

    Pop's Phone: vvvvvvvvrmm vvvvvvvvvrmm

    Pop: *pulls out phone and looks at screen* Can you give me a second, LaMarcus?

    Aldridge: Sure, Pop.

    Pop: *steps outside* Godddammit Peter, what is it?

    Holt Cat: He sign yet? Julianne got you a case of that, uh, Peeno Grease wine you like, when you get back...

    Pop: No. I told you before have some ing patience Peter. Rome wasn't built in a da...

    Holt Cat: I know all about Rome, Gregg. Julianne and Ive been there three times. Even got to see the Pope up close and personal. What a sweet gig that is. Did you know he has five tailors for all those fancy get-ups he wea....

    Pop: Look, I'll call you back. We were right at the point where Kawhi was going to say his word.

    Holt Cat: Holy ! You got that kid to speak? I thought he used Braille.

    Pop: Yes, Peter. I'll fill you in later....

    Holt Cat: Good, and tell RC...

    Pop's Phone: *click*

    Holt Cat: ...no hookers and blow this time. The IRS isn't going to believe that was room service.
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  5. 07-01-2015 #80
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  6. 07-01-2015 #81
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    Marcus Bryant with the goods
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  7. 07-01-2015 #82
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    Quote Originally Posted by 808


    While funny, R.C. should never be mocked on a day we agreed to contracts with Leonard and Green while clearing space for a max free agent.

    (Mock him tomorrow when LaMarcus somehow chooses the Suns over us).
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  8. 07-02-2015 #83
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    Great thread...!
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  9. 07-02-2015 #84
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  10. 07-02-2015 #85
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    Quote Originally Posted by timvp
    Pop: Look, LaMarcus, I'm not going to blow smoke up your ass. We feel that you will be a perfect fit for the Spurs culture, on and off the court. If you feel the same, let's make it happen.

    Parker: *chewing*

    Aldridge: I can't lie, I'm intrigued with the possibility. What would the team look like next season?

    Duncan: *logs out of World of Warcraft* Just to let you know, I'll be returning.

    Buford: In case you haven't heard, we just re-signed Danny Green and traded away Tiago Splitter to open the necessary salary cap space to fit in your maximum contract. *awkwardly large 12-second toothy grin*

    Aldridge: Yeah, I just saw that.

    Duncan: *logs back in, switches to his level 80 Mage*

    Parker: *chewing*

    Pop: Kawhi has agreed to come back, but it won't be official until after all the other pieces fall into place. We're thrilled, as I'm sure he is too.

    Leonard: ...

    Aldridge: I might be interested in signing a two-year deal. Would that work for you?

    Buford: Sure. We can work with you on any structure you prefer. *awkward grin*

    Parker: *chewing*

    Aldridge: Pop, how long do you plan to stick around?

    Pop: What the else am I going to do? Watching grape vines grow is only entertaining for so long. My wife would kick my ass out of the house a few months into retirement.

    Aldridge: *chuckle*

    Buford: *hearty laugh*

    Parker: *chewing*

    Duncan: *joins dungeon raid*

    Leonard: *blank stare*

    Aldridge: I think I'd be a good fit. Do you see any issues?

    Pop: You'll be a great fit off the court. On the court, who cares? It's just basketball. We'll win some games and lose some games. Life will go on.

    Aldridge: Hmmm. Alright. Cool.

    Pop: Enough of this bull . Let's eat. The food's getting cold.

    Aldridge: Sounds good to me.

    Pop: Tony! What the ?

    Parker: Oh, yeah, Pop told me to say you be a great character fit in San Antonio and ...

    Pop: *interrupts* Not that. Where the is your food?

    Parker: *looks around sheepishly* I'll take some more foie gras, please.

    Pop: God damn it, Tony.

    Duncan: *mutters* Ha, I thought he was watching what he ate this summer.

    Pop: *tosses napkin*

    Buford: *nervous laugh*

    Leonard: ...

    Aldridge: *chews food while slowly nodding and looking at his potential teammates with squinted eyes*
    Welcome back, funny stuff.
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  11. 07-02-2015 #86
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    Welcome back TIMVP and Kori
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  12. 07-02-2015 #87
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    *Pop slides over a printed sheet of the Spurs' last 20 seasons.*

    "Let's eat."
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  13. 07-02-2015 #88
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    This all sounds real to me!
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  14. 07-07-2015 #89
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kori Ellis
    Well I don't really want you or anyone "washing his balls" ... I was just curious why you had so much animosity. It's just weird to me.
    You haven't been paying attention? Certain posters are trying to make Spurstalk into 4chan. Except they're terrible at being funny, so it ends up being a laundry list of junior-high level insults.
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  15. 07-07-2015 #90
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus Bryant
    Pop: One time in the playoffs I told Joey if he wanted to see a foul I'd show him one right then.

    Aldridge: Yeah, I hate that bas .

    Pop's Phone: vvvvvvvvrmm vvvvvvvvvrmm

    Pop: *pulls out phone and looks at screen* Can you give me a second, LaMarcus?

    Aldridge: Sure, Pop.

    Pop: *steps outside* Godddammit Peter, what is it?

    Holt Cat: He sign yet? Julianne got you a case of that, uh, Peeno Grease wine you like, when you get back...

    Pop: No. I told you before have some ing patience Peter. Rome wasn't built in a da...

    Holt Cat: I know all about Rome, Gregg. Julianne and Ive been there three times. Even got to see the Pope up close and personal. What a sweet gig that is. Did you know he has five tailors for all those fancy get-ups he wea....

    Pop: Look, I'll call you back. We were right at the point where Kawhi was going to say his word.

    Holt Cat: Holy ! You got that kid to speak? I thought he used Braille.

    Pop: Yes, Peter. I'll fill you in later....

    Holt Cat: Good, and tell RC...

    Pop's Phone: *click*

    Holt Cat: ...no hookers and blow this time. The IRS isn't going to believe that was room service.
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