Spurs sign Zzuultron!!

[Dre_7]

Spurs did not sign Zzuultron. As a matter of fact this thread really offends me! I know the OP was trying to be funny, but there was NOTHING funny about the NGC1313X tragedy. Civilizations died! It is no laughing matter. I knew a Zzuultron that lost a wife and child to the Suprenova. Shame on the OP!

[UNT Eagles 2016]

6/10

[kawhidoyoudothistome]

Spurs did not sign Zzuultron. As a matter of fact this thread really offends me! I know the OP was trying to be funny, but there was NOTHING funny about the NGC1313X tragedy. Civilizations died! It is no laughing matter. I knew a Zzuultron that lost a wife and child to the Suprenova. Shame on the OP!

Think of it as the Spurs trying to help him while he's down. This Supernova could be like Hurricane Hugo for us.

[itsamanuthree]

Spurs did not sign Zzuultron. As a matter of fact this thread really offends me! I know the OP was trying to be funny, but there was NOTHING funny about the NGC1313X tragedy. Civilizations died! It is no laughing matter. I knew a Zzuultron that lost a wife and child to the Suprenova. Shame on the OP!

[BatManu20]

Solid 1st post, tbh.

[BillMc]

Spurs did not sign Zzuultron. As a matter of fact this thread really offends me! I know the OP was trying to be funny, but there was NOTHING funny about the NGC1313X tragedy. Civilizations died! It is no laughing matter. I knew a Zzuultron that lost a wife and child to the Suprenova. Shame on the OP!

[ThaBigFundamental21]

How long until Zzuultron disrespects a posters daughter?

We don't have to worry about that. Didn't you watch the presser!? He said he is willing to probe them all.

[pppp]

9/10

[Pocket Hippo]

Zzuultron knew he wouldn't have to be self conscious about his looks after he saw that we signed this man.