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  1. #76
    Erryday I'm Hustlin' Robz4000's Avatar
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    Absolutely ing disgusting.

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    So you little people are telling me that despite the fact all your buddies are having fun over there you would have stayed on the ship, right? Don't tell me you would have gone over but no girls...ok?

    So what is wrong with you s?
    So you're saying you got off the boat and had some girls.

  3. #78
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    Absolutely ing disgusting.
    I totaly agree, any man messing with kids ....BOOM~~~~~~~~

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    So you're saying you got off the boat and had some girls.
    I'm saying I was the rookie just tagging along. Never been in a bar in my life. Had no clue what was going on. , it could have been Mars. But.....I do love to dance.

    The first time I heard..."we go y sucky?" I said..."where?" She just rolled her eyes.

    I was just a dumb ass kid, doing what everybody else was doing. Nobody over there seemed to care, it was just one big party.


    Now if I went back over there tomorrow...

    Avante....you the owner? How old is that girl right over there, did she have a work permit? I'm going to go take a leak, when I get back she better be gone, got it? If she isn't you will not like what happens next, do I make myself clear?

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    I'm saying I was the rookie just tagging along. Never been in a bar in my life. Had no clue what was going on. , it could have been Mars. But.....I do love to dance.

    The first time I heard..."we go y sucky?" I said..."where?" She just rolled her eyes.

    I was just a dumb ass kid, doing what everybody else was doing. Nobody over there seemed to care, it was just one big party.
    So to be clear, you got some y sucky.

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    So to be clear, you got some y sucky.
    Not that very first time, I'd been told..."do not go off alone", so I didn't, which pissed her off.

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    Not that very first time, I'd been told..."do not go off alone", so I didn't, which pissed her off.
    But you eventually got some

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    But you eventually got some
    It was...

    Old salt....so what happened?
    Avante....I didn't feel good about taking off all alone.
    Old salt....son, we are these people gold mine, ok? They want us back tomorrow and the next day spending $$$$...ok?
    Avante...so what's with this...stay together....stuff?
    Old salt...marines, you don't know that?

    So the next time....

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    Blake

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    It was...

    Old salt....so what happened?
    Avante....I didn't feel good about taking off all alone.
    Old salt....son, we are these people gold mine, ok? They want us back tomorrow and the next day spending $$$$...ok?
    Avante...so what's with this...stay together....stuff?
    Old salt...marines, you don't know that?

    So the next time....
    Don't you think the mother sailors were just trying to keep an eye on you?

    Old salt 1 : I think that Avante might be into little girls
    Old Salt 2: yeah....we better stay with the freak and make sure he doesn't rape anyone younger than 14

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    Don't you think the mother sailors were just trying to keep an eye on you?

    Old salt 1 : I think that Avante might be into little girls
    Old Salt 2: yeah....we better stay with the freak and make sure he doesn't rape anyone younger than 14

    I think it was actually...

    Old salt....Avante is so big and good looking it's hard to believe they would charge him $$$$$.
    Lesser salt...the guy can dance, you'd think he was black.
    Almost salt....ya ever hear the guy talk football, track and them blues? A ing encyclopedia.
    Avante...hey guys what's up?
    Old salt...how do you get those (pointing at my biceps)
    Avante....a lot of curls.

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    I think it was actually...

    Old salt....Avante is so big and good looking it's hard to believe they would charge him $$$$$.
    Lesser salt...the guy can dance, you'd think he was black.
    Almost salt....ya ever her the guy talk football, track and them blues? A ing encyclopedia.
    Avante...here guys what's up?
    Old salt...how do you get those (pointing at my biceps)
    Avante....a lot of curls.
    Old salt: how do you get those?
    Avante: one child in each arm

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    It was...

    Old salt....so what happened?
    Avante....I didn't feel good about taking off all alone.
    Old salt....son, we are these people gold mine, ok? They want us back tomorrow and the next day spending $$$$...ok?
    Avante...so what's with this...stay together....stuff?
    Old salt...marines, you don't know that?

    So the next time....
    So the next time you got some

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    he keeps saying hired.

    good stuff

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    Old salt: how do you get those?
    Avante: one child in each arm
    Not really, more like...

    Old salt...check that out?
    Avante...what?
    Old salt...she can't be over 12?
    Avante...WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    There lays the Old Pedo . As I start to walk away....STOMP!!!!!!!!..right on his head.

    As I head on dow the line, a small grin can be seen.

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    i hunt fenced animals clambake's Avatar
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    tell us the conversation you had with the bars human resources director.

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    he keeps saying hired.

    good stuff
    As you keep totally ignoring...

    Hey dude, would you have stayed on the ship...well?

    Notice how this re ed never answers a question?
    Last edited by Avante; 02-27-2016 at 12:43 AM.

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    "Dude, you're in ing Olongapo! She's got s almost! If you don't someone else will! Go for it!"

    -Tequila

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    tell us the conversation you had with the bars human resources director.
    It went like this...

    Avante...if we leave right now how much?
    Mamasan....she need make quota...so...20.
    Avante...that will work.

    If ya want to take a girl out before closing time ya have to buy her out, meaning pay the balance of her drinks quota.

    In Thailand you can actualy buy a girl for days, she is only yours. So when you arrive here she comes.

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    It went like this...

    Avante...if we leave right now how much?
    Mamasan....she need make quota...so...20.
    Avante...that will work.

    If ya want to take a girl out before closing time ya have to buy her out, meaning pay the balance of her drinks quota.

    In Thailand you can actualy buy a girl for days, she is only yours. So when you arrive here she comes.
    I was 19 the first time I made a WESTPAC, young, dumb, no experience and knew ..0...about the ways of the world, just some kid far far away from home. I had no idea what was really going on in those Hong Kong/Bangkok/Singapore/Olongapo bars. So when some little cutie..."buy me drink babysan"..sat down beside me I was out of my element, I had no element. Then when she says..."we go y sucky short time"....hey, what's a boy do in that spot, yep... y sucky short time.

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    So there we stood over looking the lights of Hong Kong/Kowloon on a mountain top. There was a tram that took people up. Her name ws Joyce (not really) she was tall for Chinese, probably 5-9. She had a cool tattoo of a blue butterfly over her right or was it left breast. We stood there for a good 5 minutes just checking it out. The sky full of stars. She'd break the spell with...."you cute babysan, me like you".

    Ah the memories.

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    So there we stood over looking the lights of Hong Kong on a mountain. There ws atram thatr took peopl;re up. Her name ws Joyce (not really) she was tall for Chinese, probably 5-9. She had a cool tattoo of a blue butterfly over her right or wsit left breast. We stood three for a good 5 minutes just checking it out. The sky was full of stars. She'd break the spell with...."you cute babysan, me like you".

    Ah the memories.
    Then you slipped off those o Kitty panties

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    Then you slipped off those o Kitty panties
    Dude, you're like a speedbump ok er, ya get in the way....ok?

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    Wouldn't it be something if I saw another guy play this on another board and I noticed all the play he got out of it so I thought................

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    Then you slipped off those o Kitty panties
    That he barely fits into anyhow

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