Tell me some stories, Lifers

Leetonidas · 07-30-2017

det time T Pork said he would quit ST if the spurs won the ship in 2005 then refused to leave after that

Blake · 07-30-2017

Originally Posted by Chucho

How's your marriage going?

I'm not married.

DMC · 07-30-2017

Originally Posted by Chucho

Tell me how. Examples? 10 or so years with this one account. Less than 2k posts, which 90% came since the start of last year's election cycle. Dont really know what you're getting at, but ok.

lol this isn't your only account

BD24 · 07-30-2017

Originally Posted by Leetonidas

det time T Pork said he would quit ST if the spurs won the ship in 2005 then refused to leave after that

Hes not the only one to welch in that manner.

Aunt er 9 said he would leave if Kawhi didn't get a certain amount of fantasy points. Of course he didnt.

Luva said he would stop starting threads if the Lakers didnt make the playoffs. Of course he didnt.

I'm sure there is others I am forgetting, but those gots stand out.

DMC · 07-30-2017

Originally Posted by ElKingslayer2

Hes not the only one to welch in that manner.

Aunt er 9 said he would leave if Kawhi didn't get a certain amount of fantasy points. Of course he didnt.

Luva said he would stop starting threads if the Lakers didnt make the playoffs. Of course he didnt.

I'm sure there is others I am forgetting, but those gots stand out.

Technically welching is on a debt or obligation, when you owe something to someone else. Going back on a commitment to yourself isn't welching.

There are those here who have welched on bets. Koolaid owes DPG 500 dollars. I believe UNT dude lost a bet as well and didn't pay up.

Mark Celibate · 07-30-2017

Originally Posted by Chucho

This place is a greasy burlesque show. It's easy to point out those that try too hard (your Splits, Chumps et. al), the sickos (Avante, Luva), the compulsive, blatant liars (Avante, Kool) and the dummies (Fabbs,Apo, Lebomb, Great Yacht and the people who bought this place).

But after hearing about the Harlem story a few weeks ago, which is just borderline sociopathic, and now Orton's meltdown over a betrayal of a real life friend who told all his secrets to strangers from this board for props, I just NEED to hear MORE stories about this place and the abhorrent people have done like this.

I can't fathom 100k posts or buying a rip-off .net domain to keep the party going for respect- that's sad, but not deranged or ing weird where you need to re-evaluate your real life- but the Harlem story and this Orton thing is some kind of special pathetic.

That said, I call on you 5 digit posters, the Lifers, to give me "ST; The Grimey Tales- As Told by the Forum"

What I already know and DON'T want to hear or see in this raw, tell-all:

Avante. Don't care, don't care. He's a pedo, the running punchline and he hijacks threads with his inane, unwanted shtick and useless posts. Keep him out of this.

Laka Luva and the Naruto Episodes. He's the towel head version of Avante, just in more denial. I don't consider his outing, and the endless hours of work entailed wherein, goty. He's a , liar and had it coming. Denial springs eternal with that dude, dunno why he still posts.

That said, tell me some stories someone like me, who has had the account for 10 years but rarely posted for 9.5, that have happened in that time frame. I'm craving more greasy horror stories. I want to understand how people can be so y over a friggin forum.

tbh this place used to be the big leagues of trolling between 2006-2011ish. Pretty much right after the Mavs beat the Spurs in 06 (bringing in the Mav trolls) to when the Lakers got swept by Dallas in 2011 (a lot of the Laker fans who were real characters quit or posted very rarely after that). Also around that time is when they stopped granting people new accounts which also killed the place. During those times this place was great and atleast once a month it seemed as if somebody had beef with someone else IRL, and Kori had to threaten everybody to "knock it off" or else she would permaban tons of people

Atleast half of the sketchy stuff that has gone on here I still don't even know the details of. I doubt there's any other forum out there where posters have actually had legitimate personal beef with other posters and have gone out of their way to make personal threats to where police have been involved, outside iden ies have been mistaken for somebody here, etc

IMO, mavs>spurs was the GOAT troll since it seemed like he was in the middle of all these fiascos when personal information was involved. If not, he atleast had the scoop. rofl I remember I would always avoid talking to him on here until I actually got to know him. Whenever he'd come at me, I'd just log off and tiptoe out the back door.

Chucho · 07-30-2017

Originally Posted by DMC

lol this isn't your only account

I know. You got me.

Axl Rose · 07-31-2017

Remember when a certain poster thought obama was the antichrist? Or that time the kori almost got sued because of mouses USAA employee troll? Or when a certain Arizona poster was supposed to meet up with culburn for lunch at the chuckbox, got cold feet, and cubby was butthurt for over a year? Rofl

Joseph Kony · 07-31-2017

wasnt mavs>spurs the weiner who challenged someone to meet up and fight him and then never got out of the car or something and then laughed about it on ST later? maybe im confusing him with someone else

Axl Rose · 07-31-2017

Originally Posted by Joseph Kony

wasnt mavs>spurs the weiner who challenged someone to meet up and fight him and then never got out of the car or something and then laughed about it on ST later? maybe im confusing him with someone else

I think telling people to meet was his shtick and he never actually showed up anywhere, not sure if the challenged parties ever showed up either

lebomb · 07-31-2017

Ive got a good one..........

Once upon a time there was this got Chucho that made a stupid muthafawkin thread that noone posted a gottdayum story in, but called his dumbass out as a bonafide cawksuckin tranny nutsack lickin . The End

Chucho · 07-31-2017

Originally Posted by lebomb

Ive got a good one..........

Once upon a time there was this got Chucho that made a stupid muthafawkin thread that noone posted a gottdayum story in, but called his dumbass out as a bonafide cawksuckin tranny nutsack lickin . The End

Awww, someone's mad because they're the meat in a sammich.

"Lol op complaining about posters trying too hard"

Real callout. LOL, super triggered. Stick to lying about your sexual escapades, you tenderized meat you.