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Psst! So do you according to Paki.You mean it was full of .
You lick dildo almost as good as you do the real thing!
Yeah, my strap on is still full of your !
You mean it was full of .
You lick dildo almost as good as you do the real thing!
Psst! So do you according to Paki.You mean it was full of .
You lick dildo almost as good as you do the real thing!
You got that right, don't hate.....congratulate!
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No nose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *******, you frigging pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the ?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here a-hole!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
I'll give credit where credit is due.
Nice work Z Stomp!!
LOL, well I'm glad someone besides mookie got that joke.
Mookie can almost repeat that movie verbatim. My girlfriend gave me the first edition book for my birthday. The actual book version of that monologue is like 5 times longer. The entire 2nd chapter is called "morning" and is one big chapter-long paragraph describing his morning routine.
It owns!!!!!
its not stolen material its a fowarded email
sorry, i didn't read that in your original post
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
Nope
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
Yes, why get up everytime to change the channel when you can just sit there and change it easily from your chair
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
Nope
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
Many people say this
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
Check
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
Check
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the ?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
I have no idea
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" . If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
And it only took you 4 pages later to respond.
i dont post after 5 pm sorry
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