The Official Funny IM Transcripts Thread

[midgetonadonkey]

You can send private messages?

[ashbeeigh]

Midge confessed his love for my dirty feet avatar a while back. But I deleted it. So, I may be lying.

[ashbeeigh]

No, I lied.

midgetonadonkey
Recovering Alcoholic




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Re: From this point on I will no longer mention your name.

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I liked the other avatar you had. The one with the dirty feet. You look good in that pic.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Oh, .

[midgetonadonkey]

haha

[TheTruth]

bigzak25
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hey dude,

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gimme da scoop.

am i on EVERYONE'S list?


i trust you like superman...cuz he don't lie...and your all about the Truth.

[katyon6th]

Sorry, my juicy stuff isn't done in PM.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm horny I need a to suck.

What the . Dude off.

Come on, I need it.

Get the away Horry. I'm gonna kick your ass.

[Ginofan]

timvp
Return of the G

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Default Re: I'm in!
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Okay, I robbed a 7-11 on the Southside here this morning so I have 50 bucks, where would you like me to send it to and all that stuff?

Awesome! I thought you were just blowing me off. I didn't know you'd rob Apu at 7-11. That's ganksta.

[Jekka]

Manny sent me this conversation a few months ago when it happened -

Lachino: So are we all gonna die or what?
Manny: of course
Manny: now the appropriate question would be
Lachino: I meant this week.
Manny: are we all giong to die this weekend
Manny: you're a ty journalist
Manny: how could you make that mistake
Lachino: you.
Manny: lol
Manny: I bet thats the worst insult anyone could ever tell you
Manny: "you suck as a journalist joe"
Manny: you'd probably fight over that

[2Blonde]

Here are a couple of PM's that I recieved

Dumbass #1

damn girl ur fine whats up can i have ur # i know it aint no love connection but damn

210-893-7109

(it's the rejection hotline number)

[whaen can i call u

ur miss up

i cant believe u did that but i didnt call my lil cousin did thats mean why r u being like that i want to talk to u so we could watch the game

Sure... It was your cousin that called.

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Dumbass #2

Hey whats up get back to me

210-893-7109

WHATS THAT, HOW OLD ARE YOU

Hmm... I guess he called the number too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Manny sent me this conversation a few months ago when it happened -

That was pretty funny.

[ashbeeigh]

omg. I've been needing the rejection hotline number. We should give it to kobe.

[katyon6th]

KedaSPL [8:11 P.M.]: I think Im going to go and buy a gun
KedaSPL [8:11 P.M.]: and go to the shooting range
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: seriously? are you pissed?
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: that seems to be a good stress reliever
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: perhaps a punching bag may be more efficient
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: Im really stressed
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: guns scare me
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: are you having enough sex?
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: LOL
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: 0-2006
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: lol
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: holy
KQV05 [8:13 P.M.]: I thought I was talking to Kori!!!!!

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah I'm not 0for2006. Maybe 0for2hours.

[MannyIsGod]

[spurschick]

Damn, I wish I had saved some of the PMs I had from SpursFanDan.

[timvp]

KedaSPL [8:11 P.M.]: I think Im going to go and buy a gun
KedaSPL [8:11 P.M.]: and go to the shooting range
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: seriously? are you pissed?
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: that seems to be a good stress reliever
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: perhaps a punching bag may be more efficient
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: Im really stressed
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: guns scare me
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: are you having enough sex?
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: LOL
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: 0-2006
KedaSPL [8:12 P.M.]: lol
KQV05 [8:12 P.M.]: holy
KQV05 [8:13 P.M.]: I thought I was talking to Kori!!!!!

[SpursWoman]

I have some great ones from when I first started dating Chris ... I was able to save them from a hard drive crash, but now Yahoo won't open them.

[TheTruth]

Ginofan
Can handle TheTruth

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Hey, you coming over tonight? I need some of the good ol' Pinoy Pounder. DAMN, you give it to me straight gangsta. I need it, I need it, I need it.

[jman3000]

Ginofan
Can handle TheTruth

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Hey, you coming over tonight? I need some of the good ol' Pinoy Pounder. DAMN, you give it to me straight gangsta. I need it, I need it, I need it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

[Kori Ellis]

Ginofan
Can handle TheTruth

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Hey, you coming over tonight? I need some of the good ol' Pinoy Pounder. DAMN, you give it to me straight gangsta. I need it, I need it, I need it.

[TheTruth]

Ginofan
Can handle TheTruth

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I think I am going to start taking two birth control pills every day. The way you give it to me, I think I need some extra protection. I'm real sorry that I couldn't do it the 5th time. I promise to start taking those vitamins, so that I can try to keep up next time.

Love ya babe,
Mandy

[jman3000]

Ginofan
Can handle TheTruth

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I think I am going to start taking two birth control pills every day. The way you give it to me, I think I need some extra protection. I'm real sorry that I couldn't do it the 5th time. I promise to start taking those vitamins, so that I can try to keep up next time.

Love ya babe,
Mandy

25.) You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50 percent without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call 'BULL****!'
Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400 percent.