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And the Secretary of State would be called the "Esecretary of State"
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And Air Force 1 would have an Aztec Warrior carrying a dead maiden painted on the side of it.
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And the Secretary of State would be called the "Esecretary of State"
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What else?
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Cars and roosters in the front lawn
He'd paint the house light blue with white trim
His first lady would be his "main ruka" (sp?)
There would be paintings of the Virgin Mary all over the White House.
White House staffers would have to drive around looking for Barbacoa on Sunday mornings.
The President's uncle Chuey would get drunk and embarrass everyone that the White House Christmas Party.
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He'd stab eveyone with his "filero."
Weed would be leaglized, but only "schwag." The logic being that if you can afford hydro, you're probably stuck-up.
He couldn't work on weekends because he'd always have a wedding, baptism or quinceanera to go to.
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Sangria at every state dinner, with Abuelita as White House chef.
The Presidential limo would have the President's last name spelled on the back window.
Pigs' feet would get a federal subsidy.
Every year, the lighting of the White House luminarias would be highly anticipated.
The President's 50 closest relatives all would live in the White House.
The First Lady would hang up laundry in the backyard.
"Lowrider" would be the new National Anthem.
The President would wear a big-ass red, white, and blue sash in public.
Republicans would come out against global warming with the rallying cry, "The white people are melting!"
HA! We'd feel comfortable though
He'd ban car insurance.
Damn, that was a good one. I can't believe I missed it.
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He'd replace the stars and stripes with a big-ass Cowboys flag
The next national park would be a driveway in Las Cruces with an oil stain that looks like the Virgin Mary.
Big Props to ohGee, Peabody, and Stout for bringing laffs to this thread...
that's good guys...
i don't know if i missed any, hope i don't plagarize...
not only does the limo have the name on the back, but don't forget the dingleballs, twice pipes, and hydraulics...also, He would be the driver...window all the way down, but head barely visible...very very small steering wheel.
another limo would be on the lawn, on blocks of course.
there would be many many dogs running around the lawn...and many more strays...
of course, the whitehouse would be tagged, and have murals...you guys got that already...
did you get the Secret Service peeps being dressed in Zoot Suits as per Blood in, Blood Out?
death penalty out...knife up the ass american me style in.
Ask not what your pinche country can do for u...Ask what you can do for your pinche country...VIVA LA RAZA!!!
i do believe that unfortunately, there will be haters. I can see Ginofan already in an ivory tower somewhere with a sniper rifle...
don't kill him Ginofan...
You guys hit the nail on the head, I cannot wait for the Presidential Barbacoa and Torts...with Big Red or RC Cola...it is the ONLY way. ohh... ...and Pandulce on DEMAND...
oh and only white people can mow the lawn and trim the in hedges...
his cabinet will consist of the following...
Tommy Chong,
Tom Hanks,
Charlie Sheen,
Harrison Ford,
Cheech Marin,
Paul Rodriguez,
Dave Chapelle,
Bill Cosby,
that badass muther er with the knives from Desperado...
oh, and cannot forget Condi...
also, forget the formal name...just call him Bucho.
as a footnote, i must say I am really enjoying the freedom that the new screen names have acheived. that humor was there the whole in time and your just now sharing it at full force?
bout time guys.
hey peabody, you and I must play chess as soon as i get these computers over here up and running...or at a gtg in the future...i might be in for christmas, not sure about thanksgiving...so we'll see when K makes a gtg, or if she has the time to make one...it doesn't matter where, i'll bring the board brother...
don't get me wrong. I love Jesus as the Son of God, but he would make a lousy ass president. First, I'm pretty sure he'd force us to start sharing everything and turn us into a communist country. And all you staunch right-wing Texans entertaining the idea of a President Jesus, keep in mind, He'd probably make you stop executing all those re ed kids. Yeah...doesn't sound so peachy now does it?
(just a joke, people)
(although it's true, President Jesus would not allow executions. Sorry Texas)
You might have me confused with another. However, I am up for a game of chess whenever. It's been awhile since I last played (2 or 3 years), but I always enjoy a good game and good conversation.hey peabody, you and I must play chess as soon as i get these computers over here up and running...or at a gtg in the future...i might be in for christmas, not sure about thanksgiving...so we'll see when K makes a gtg, or if she has the time to make one...it doesn't matter where, i'll bring the board brother...
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i know your are joking, as you said, but i must speak on this...don't get me wrong. I love Jesus as the Son of God, but he would make a lousy ass president. First, I'm pretty sure he'd force us to start sharing everything and turn us into a communist country. And all you staunch right-wing Texans entertaining the idea of a President Jesus, keep in mind, He'd probably make you stop executing all those re ed kids. Yeah...doesn't sound so peachy now does it?
(just a joke, people)
(although it's true, President Jesus would not allow executions. Sorry Texas
Jesus would not force us to do anything. He would guide us. Show us the way. Then it would be upto us to follow or not. How can you be so sure that Jesus would stop the death penalty? Obviously, Thou Shalt Not Kill.
BUT, he allowed his own execution, did he not? He had the power to stop it at anytime, but he allowed it for a greater purpose.
^^^ it was God's will, that's why Jesus didn't stop it.
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Uh guys...Jesus IS President.
In that case, we need Judas and Pontius Pilate to show up soon.
Yeah, that was a Pat Robertson remark but opposite, I wonder how some people that defended him feel now.
^^nOthing anymore different than advocating the assasination of Milosevic. Chavez is no saint. WHo gives a rats ass.
^^^ it was God's will, that's why Jesus didn't stop it.
hey, no sherlock. what's with the roll eyes, you thought you were the only one that knew that?
fact is, Jesus had the power. he accepted his fate, as you said, cuz it was the Father's will.
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