My 'first date' with a latino/hispanic/mexican woman

[CosmicCowboy]

I should have qualifed all of this. I moved to SA from Denver, Littleton to be exact, and before that I lived in Minneapolis.

Take that for what it is.

ahhh...a ing yankee...no wonder she didn't like your cracker ass...

[Extra Stout]

I can't believe the lack of balls on some men.

OK, so she was a total . But at least tell her you are leaving, face it like a man. I can't believe how many of my friends have been broken up with my e-mail, phone or one guy just ignored the poor girl's calls until she stopped, no explanation. And that's just my small circle of friends, I am sure there are women out there with worse stories.

If you men want women to have less baggage? Don't be the ones to give it to them by pulling stunts like this. It goes both ways.

If your friends are anything like that piece of work... dayyum. Is there anyway you can break it to them about their, um, *problem*?

[SpursWoman]

that had nothgin to do with her being mexican and everythign to do with her being a huge ass .

[Slomo]

Never posted in 'the club', ever. I went back and looked for the 'new post' button. It could be me. Not trying to cause a ruckus. I WAS going to post this in the club but couldn't find a way to post.

Try the "New Thread" button. Top left of the club index page.

As for the date story: Be thankful she behaved the way she did. I know a few cases where the woman started behaving like that AFTER the marriage

[SpursWoman]

If she looked like this:


http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthre...t=36184&page=1

I could care less if she was a nut case, I would have hit it....then got her a cab.

...she had a fit about a cup left in his car. What do you think she'd have done to him if she didn't come fast enough, hard enough ... or even at all? What if he had too much chest hair? Or not enough? What if he didn't know how to say " me like the -assin' hoe that you are!" in Spanish? And don't even get her started about size .....

Holy crap! Way to GTFO of there!

[gameFACE]

C: I am 'suspect'; because her ex-husband used to beat her and she had her friend 'check me out' to make sure I wasn't a chld molester !? ( Not making this up) Makes ZERO sense.

Dude, that's called a "RED FLAG". Means she doesn't have any trust. Then again I don't know if any women have taken a bat to you. This doesn't have anything to do with Mexican/White.

That flag was waved right in front of you but you might have been preoccupied with her Mexican sangwich...............
(sangwich is southside, BTW)

[MannyIsGod]

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, all I know is that you need to kill the person that set you up. Anyone that sets you up on a date like that has something against you.

[cheguevara]

sounds like you have a "chola" in your hands. The correct procedure for handling these type of hipanic girl is to have wild drunk sex with her and never call her again. And make sure to use a condom or u'll be screwed payin child support for a kid that might not even be yours. good luck

[Ron Mexico]

I think I dated that too.

[Silver21_Black20]

preoccupied with her Mexican sangwich...............
(sangwich is southside, BTW)

[SA Gunslinger]

^^^
Hey, I've had a tuna fish sangwich before.

This chick was challenging you. She was probably a little insecure and she was expressing it by being overly judgmental about her first impressions of you. She was trying to mold you into her image of an ideal mate. That probably means she was into you.

[Extra Stout]

^^^
Hey, I've had a tuna fish sangwich before.

This chick was challenging you. She was probably a little insecure and she was expressing it by being overly judgmental about her first impressions of you. She was trying to mold you into her image of an ideal mate. That probably means she was into you.

Life's too short to waste time with somebody that psycho, even if she is "into you."

[word]

If your friends are anything like that piece of work... dayyum. Is there anyway you can break it to them about their, um, *problem*?

Apparently Mexeeeecans are bad, dude. Haven't you heard, dude ? Her cuzin Raul is gonna hunt me down and puch ma chit in.

I'm not against having my asshole licked but a dude's never offered that before. I guess it's all the prison time the southside homies have done that makes it so appealing to 'em.

I could save a fortune on wet wipes. Just have a southside homie around after I take a chit.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm not against having my asshole licked but a dude's never offered that before. I guess it's all the prison time the southside homies have done that makes it so appealing to 'em.

Nah...if that Southside homie has spent time in prison then you'll be licking your own asshole.

[word]

Oh, me so skerred.

[Silver21_Black20]

Oh, me so skerred.

Uh...ok.

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh, me so skerred.

You better be scared if not the "Southside Homies" you speak about will you in your ass and then go after your family. Don't talk about Southside folks if you don't know about them.

[word]

They sound like real fine people. Now, this is the ENTIRE southside eh homie ?
I thought it was EAST SIDE ....

Hey, pssst...go... ....yourself, homie licker.

[Extra Stout]

You better be careful. One time this Danish dude published a cartoon making fun of Selena, and Southsiders rioted for weeks.

[katyon6th]

I work with a bunch of Hispanic girls and they seem okay. I think you just dealt with a royal . And that sucks.

Also, your posts make me ponder on the assumption that you're a conceited jerk. Hmm. I wonder.

[gameFACE]

Has Word cleaned out the fast food trash from that fancy LEXUS? You think you could give us a ride in it? I mean, it's a LEXUS after all. Reeeaaaally fancy.................

[GrandeDavid]

or whatever. I'm so thoroughly confused right now...what do you guys like being called ?

My bad but what is UP here. I went on a 'way too long lunch date' with a woman I met through a co-worker. I'm white, she's hispanic. Almost immediately she made a reference about 'treating her like a mexican'.

" Don't treat me like a mexican ", literally were her words, and I was just stunned. I'm not 'some mexican' she says.

" Some mexican' ? What the does that even MEAN ?

Apparently there are some rules:

A: She can cuss like a sailor but you better not. Otherwise you're 'disrepecting her and 'treating her like a mexican'.
B: My Lexus wasn't clean enough. When I OPENED the door for her there was a plastic cup in the floor. She literally said, " Oh no. " then went on to explain to me that my car should be 'spotless'. That was 'disrespecting her' because I knew she was going to be in the car ..blah blah blah.
C: I am 'suspect'; because her ex-husband used to beat her and she had her friend 'check me out' to make sure I wasn't a chld molester !? ( Not making this up) Makes ZERO sense.
D: She can talk to strangers but if I talk to the waitress 'too friendly' I have 'disrespected' her.

I just don't have that much respect apparently. I open doors, pull out chairs...all that biz but apparently that is 'condesending' unless you DON'T do it, then it's disrespectful.

WTF ?!?!

She even laughed because I didn't know the spanish word for 'bread'.

*hurl*

I never did anything right from start to finish and this 'white/hispanic' thing kept coming up and 'trust' and this was a fricking lunch date.

So after a while I'm just sitting there thinking, "How in the can I get out of this NOW. So ....my bad...when she went to the restroom I cashed out and gave the bartender $50 for her to get a cab back to her work. The consequences of that are still unknown but it could be bad. Guess what ?

I DON'T GIVE A .

Question: Is this some crazy hispanic thing ?

Hilarious in post, kid! That was too much. LMAO

Btw, there are pleny of Hispanics who are white. This does not sound like a Mexican national, so I take it we're talking about a Mexican Gringa or something.

[GrandeDavid]

You better be careful. One time this Danish dude published a cartoon making fun of Selena, and Southsiders rioted for weeks.

[GrandeDavid]

sounds like you have a "chola" in your hands. The correct procedure for handling these type of hipanic girl is to have wild drunk sex with her and never call her again. And make sure to use a condom or u'll be screwed payin child support for a kid that might not even be yours. good luck

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Hey, I'm typing this from one of the most politically incorrect countries on the planet (Brazil), so please forgive me for propping the dark humor. Damn!