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My husband says he uses the Vince Carter method.
I'm surprised nobody has suggested asking Ray Allen what he uses.
My husband says he uses the Vince Carter method.
I really like that suggestion !!! I think we have a winner !!!Ever tried a kick in the balls? It supposed to be less painfull each time you have it done. Aside from builiding up calluses from long term treatments it's supposed to be pretty trouble free and nearly 100% effective.
Chew on that...
OK guys...the jury is in. Freeze your sperm just in case and get a vasectomy. Make sure you use other birth control until you have your "after operation" sperm tested.
Which reminds me of one of the greatest practical jokes I have ever heard of. A friend of mine is a prominent urologist in SA and does a lot of vasectomies. He did one for a "friend of a friend" (another doctor' friend). Then did the follow up testing...no live sperm. Six months later the guy calls him and tells him his wife is pregnant. He comes in for a sperm test. He supplies a "hot" load for the test provided by the doctor friend. ! LITTLE SPERMIES EVERYWHERE! My friend is freaking and visualizing his malpractice insurance raising this kid and putting him through Harvard. They let him flounder through all the apologies/options etc. till the other doctor comes crashing through the door about 20 minutes later laughing his ass off....
You still have to make an appointment every 3 months and actually go to it, as if once a year isn't hard enough to remember.
Timing is a huge issue with those types of things, too, which in and of itself can make it really inconvenient, thus failure-prone.
Ever tried a kick in the balls? It supposed to be less painfull each time you have it done. Aside from builiding up calluses from long term treatments it's supposed to be pretty trouble free and nearly 100% effective.
Chew on that...
Just because your man is a pain in the ass Pseudo, don't lump ALL men into it goddamnt.
damn...I throw in the towel with a total surrender and concession, try to add a little humor to the situation and...
They still want to kick me in the balls....*sigh*
I've thought about this a bit more. mulled it over.
and yes. If was preggo again and we had used a condom and Emo immediatly assumed it wasn;t his and asked for the paternity test.
that would be the end of it right there.
I'm sorry it would be. I've been married 7 years and in that time i have never been alone with a man. Not in car for a ride, not in a home or apartment with male aquantiances. nothing. the same is true of Emo.
Also I would thin kthat after al lthis tiem my hubby would know my views about sex an intimacy.
we were both virgins when we got married. WE've always had the same views about casual sex and I thin ki've stated more than once that even tho Emo wants me to remarry in the case of his death I would find it very very hard to do that since it would involve sex & getting nekid.
so if after all this time and us basically feelign the same abotu this issue - if he asked me for a paternity test??? yes. that would most likely be the end or the begining of the end of our relationship. It would be evidence of a complete 180 on my hubby's part and a total scew of our littel world.... that a question like that would ever come into play.
It helps if said balls can be easily kicked with minimal leg elevation.
I had the Depo.
each shot is good for 3 months, I had 3 shots that 9 months on the Depo total.
I gained 50 lbs the 1st 3 months.
I bleed a period the whole 9 months.
I got pregnant the 7th month.
& I had a miscarriage.
.
Emo is a good man. Most women that gained 50 pounds in three months wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant by their husbands.
Just kidding ObiG...
Now I am going to slither out of this thread before y'all women hang my nuts in your trophy room...
Jesus Christ.
Emo is a good man. Most women that gained 50 pounds in three months wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant by their husbands.
Just kidding ObiG...
Now I am going to slither out of this thread before y'all women hang my nuts in your trophy room...
it was the 1st months of our marriage also....I hate the Depo and I hope it dies.
And yet the number #1 excuse men use for not wanting to wear a condom is because it doesn't feeeeel quite as good. For the whole 4 minutes. Coming in a close second is the "what if it falls off?" excuse. Well, all I can say to that is if ya'll would quit buying them 2 sizes too big to impress the chick at the cash register, that wouldn't be an issue.
I wouldn't dump or leave my significant other because he said something like that ... but knowing who I am I would certainly be hurt or at least seriously offended by it. That would seriously suck all of the excitement out of what should be a joyful thing...planned or not. And he would never forget it.
Unless he's sterile and shooting blanks there is always a chance his boys can swim to victory. If he's doubting then there is more there than just this issue.
damn...I throw in the towel with a total surrender and concession, try to add a little humor to the situation and...
They still want to kick me in the balls....*sigh*
In women X's position, I wouldn't leave over demanding a paternity test, but I would demand we go into couples therapy.
Why? Because if there's no cheating going on, either the husband doesn't trust his wife, or he doesn't want this baby and is looking for a way out of having either A) the baby or B) the responsibility for that baby.
It may signal he's been cheating or he's thinking about leaving the relationship. This is a very damaging acquistation because if I was a like this guy, the "paternity test" isn't the first conclusion I would jump to. I would ask Wife X if she was trying to get pregnant without my knowledge.
There's a member of my family who flew off the handle out when his wife told him she was pregnant because he had come to the conclusion he was gay, and this meant another 20 years in the marriage because there is another kid to take care of. He had already resolved to to leave her once the kids were grown up. Nice guy, huh? At least you're not related to him.
Last edited by Darrin; 03-14-2006 at 08:54 PM.
Um, no.
If you don't have anything to hide, why not just take it? Don't give me that 'its the principle' . If you want to stay together, and if it is HIS baby, just take the damn test.
The End.
In addition...
If you always put your wallet on the counter. Every day. Like clockwork. Then one day it's missing, but you're sure you put it there...and you were very careful...would you not confront your wife about it? It's not "trust" it's just common sense.
If you were careful, and happened...maybe it wasn't your penis, I mean fault.
I had the Depo.
each shot is good for 3 months, I had 3 shots that 9 months on the Depo total.
I gained 50 lbs the 1st 3 months.
I bleed a period the whole 9 months.
I got pregnant the 7th month.
& I had a miscarriage.
And yet the number #1 excuse men use for not wanting to wear a condom is because it doesn't feeeeel quite as good. For the whole 4 minutes. Coming in a close second is the "what if it falls off?" excuse. Well, all I can say to that is if ya'll would quit buying them 2 sizes too big to impress the chick at the cash register, that wouldn't be an issue.
SW, I think you left the "0" out after that 4, honey.
From what's going around on the forum, Copter, it's been more like Derek Fisher in 2004.
Questioning I guess is one thing, as for asking for them to take an actual paternity test ... I really don't know how I would respond to that. Other than he'd better not ask when I any sharp, or dull for that matter, object in my hand or anywhere within reach.
If the man I loved did that to me I would be heartbroken.
High five, Sista! I'm with you!
Questioning I guess is one thing, as for asking for them to take an actual paternity test ... I really don't know how I would respond to that. Other than he'd better not ask when I any sharp, or dull for that matter, object in my hand or anywhere within reach.
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