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How many freakin steaks did you buy?It's only supposed to be once?
"Sweet Jesus"? It's only the steak that's marinating.
How many freakin steaks did you buy?It's only supposed to be once?
As many as it takes to get full?
I heartily approve of this proposed holiday.
Im not even going to touch that oneAs many as it takes to get full?
I'd like to shake your boyfriend's/husband's hand. After the marinating, of course."Sweet Jesus"? It's only the steak that's marinating.
Our steak is too.
Early bump. Not everyone uses a 30 minute marinade.
Nice.
Alas I happen to have some T-bones, but I live alone so what's a girl to do?
Last edited by mrsmaalox; 03-13-2008 at 02:31 PM.
Call peewee.
It's a big day tomorrow!
Damn, I got both on Sunday but now my gf is sick with the flu. Guess I'm going to have to make plans with the woman from work that I fool around with for tomorrow, but we're gonna have to alter it to steak, blow job, eat pussy, and like crazy day as she won't do the 1st two without the last two. Oh well, sometimes you gotta make sacrifices.
So who are you making the steak for tomorrow?
Would you believe that March 14 is an actual Hallmark holiday celebrated in Japan called "White Day".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Day
In Japan, Valentine's Day is only for chicks to give gifts to guys, and on White Day it's the opposite.
Everything is backward over there. Working all these absurd customs out was a lot of fun though...
It's officially March 14th!!! Happy Steak and Blowjob Day everybody!!!!
You R fvknG Goofy
Whatever! I'm celebrating!!!!!You R fvknG Goofy
I'll celebrate with ya.Whatever! I'm celebrating!!!!!
Open wide and relax your throat...
Steak first!!
In case CNN or FOX are watching, I'm 34 minutes into S&BJD with no love, culinary or sexual. I know there's a great deal of daylight in front of me but this is bigger than Christmas. Missus Claus is at the top of the world tivoing Cinemax and marinating sirloins right now, and J.C.'s birthday is months from now.
Gentlemen, picture this.
One month after blowing your hard-earned money on foie gras and fondue, you get a steak. Not just some palsied cow that stumbled into a McDonalds trailer, a beauty pageant USDA prime carving of epic proportions. And the entire time you are consuming this massive side of cattle flesh, you know that head is upcoming.
(Make sure she gets dessert. Frosting is like 3 ounce Jager shots back to back at last call to women.)
Name me one thing you dislike about this hoilday. C'mon, women too. You get to reciprocate for a fine dinner in a manner that is easy, convienent, and fulfilling. Guys, we can punch our S&BJD cards for a 15% discount at the florist!
It's a win-win situation.
If they wanted to make S & BJ day as successful as it could be, they would schedule P & C day on the day before it.
I am from south of the border so I celebrate Tacos and Pupusa day
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