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and oh yeah - Yar defiantly had a vibe going on.
blame it on her childhood.
Your mom is probably my age.my mom had a full ride to MIT.
but she ditched it to follow her dream of being a prima ballerina.
4 months later she sliced thru her achiles tendon.
you even say the letters MIT in my house and she'll slap you sideways. I think it;s her biggest regret.
If she hadn't wanted to be a dancer, I coulda been your dad.
(Obi chews on that one . . . passes out from neurologic overdrive)
and oh yeah - Yar defiantly had a vibe going on.
blame it on her childhood.
hmmmmm.. I don't know? where you a very bad boy with alcoholic tendancies? 'Casue thats the onlky way you;d hook up with my mom.
actually she woulda been class of 1982. She'll be 46 on friday.
She went to Walnut Hill in Natick - back then it was an all girls school.
Heard of it?
Well, by MIT standards I suppose I was.hmmmmm.. I don't know? where you a very bad boy with alcoholic tendancies? 'Casue thats the onlky way you;d hook up with my mom.
I was class of '81. Back then the classes were only about 25% women (as opposed to over 50% now). A hot dancer chick would have been campus queen.actually she woulda been class of 1982. She'll be 46 on friday.
The only high schools I was really familiar with were Cambridge Ridge & Latin (where Patrick Ewing and Rumeal Robinson went) and Boston Latin and Boston English (tutored there).She went to Walnut Hill in Natick - back then it was an all girls school.
Heard of it?
Well it's a performing arts boarding. I wanted to go for 11th & 12th- but then my family moved to Texas and I just wasn;t comfortable with them being that far away.
Ct to Mass is no big deal.. but Mass to TX is a very very long drive.
If Space Above and Beyond was the FOX show on Sundays right after football with the young Marines fighting the Chigs, I'm with you. Never heard of Harsh Realm, though. My tastes in science fiction for the most part are more in books than TV or movies.Tell you how much of a SF geek I am, I'm still holding out hope that someone will bring back Fox's "Space: Above And Beyond" and "Harsh Realm".
yes it was.If Space Above and Beyond was the FOX show on Sundays right after football with the young Marines fighting the Chigs, I'm with you
Wow. I watched that show almost religiously like ten or eleven years ago. I might need to look for the DVD's on ebay.
edit: Let's see if I can score this for $16, shipped.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=9119323963
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You went to MIT? I'm impressed. You hide your intelligence very well, Shoogarbear.
Yes, they have a very nice tour of the campus for visitors.
Also, I own a mansion and a yacht.I'm impressed.
Yes, well, I consider what I post on ST.com as the "bright pink bra" of my mind.You hide your intelligence very well, Shoogarbear.
You are Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire.Also, I own a mansion and a yacht.
Holy ! This thread is headed for the delta quadrant. The inner geek in me has awaken and I can't put it back. , I was around when TOS was originally aired. I won't let this thread die yet. So, I propose...
Battle of the Starship Captains!
The four Captains of the starships:Kirk (Enterprise NCC-1701/A), Picard Enterprise NCC-1701D/E), Janeway (Voyager NCC-74656) and Archer (Enterprise NX-01), are to battle each other in hand to hand combat. No weapons, no gloves, no rules once inside the ring. All captains will fight each other once. Points will be given to each fighter as follows:
15 Points for a win
Losers will earn from 0 to 10 points for style, cuts opened on an opponent and bones broken on an opponent. Losers points are judged on a "subjective" scale.
The top 2 fighters in points compete in a winner take all match to see who is the toughest starship captain ever.
First battle:
Kirk vs. Janeway
First into the ring is Katherine Janeway. She is wearing black trunks with a white midriff tank top and her hair in a ponytail, not unlike anything you might see 21st century female boxers wear. Next of course is James Kirk. He has chosen to wear his standard issue Starfleet captains uniform complete with the optional, "funky green" semi-wrap around top.
The bell sounds. Kirk starts off with an open hands at waist level semi-circling of Janeway. Janeway takes more of a martial arts stance with her fists clenched and at the ready around chest level and employing a slight hopping motion in response to Kirk's circling movement.
Kirk steps in quickly and retreats in several mock attacks in order to draw out her offensive strategy, but Janeway isn't biting. Her expression is one of great determination and concentration. She knows that she's the underdog in this tournament and really wants to make a good showing. Suddenly, Kirk swoops in, jukeing from right to left. Janeway spins sideways and allows Kirk to pass without so much as breathing on her. Kirk stumbles onto the mat in shock. Janeway now has a slight smile to go with that look of determination.
Now its time for Kirk to try the direct approach. As he charges forward, he is met with the bottom of Janeway's shoe. With a wild spray of blood from Kirk's newly broken nose, he goes reeling backward and falls flat on his back with his arms spread wide...is he out already?
As Janeway cautiously nears (still in her martial arts stance) to finish Kirk off, he catches her off guard behind the knee and knocks her onto her back. However, Kirk has her right leg in a scissor hold and is administering some payback for the nose. Janeway looks more angry than in pain but is somewhat disabled by the hold. She tries to kick Kirk with her free leg, but to no avail. As Kirk lets loose of the scissor hold, he gives a quick, but effective kick to Janeway's kidney area.
Kirk retreats to the far end of the ring in order to clear his head from what must be tremendous pain as his nose is bleeding profusely and pushed sideways onto his face vaguely resembling a Picasso. Janeway meanwhile, slowly gets up and rests cautiously against the ropes. She is holding the small of her back and seems to have a limp as her formerly scissored leg and sore kidney are apparently on the same side. Janeway points to Kirk and yells something unintelligible at him. She then proceeds to grab the front of her tank top and rip it in half from the front.
Due to the swift ripping motion, Janeway has also pulled the front of her bra sideways, revealing her breasts! However, judging from the fact that she is wearing a push-up bra as opposed to a sports bra, leads one to believe that this may actually be some kind of strategy for Janeway. And indeed it is! Kirk cannot believe his eyes. It is truly a case of "shock and awe" for Jim Kirk.
Janeway's look of determination has changed to a seductive smile as she removes her hair tie and lets her hair hang naturally at her bare shoulders. Kirk returns a crooked smile. Janeway then beckons Kirk with the classic "come hither" finger motion. Kirk approaches slowly, their eyes not quite meeting as Kirk cannot stop looking at her breasts. As Kirk reaches out to offer a consoling hand of friendship (and love?), Janeway knees Kirk in the groin so hard that fans as far as the 12th row swear that they heard something "pop".
Surprisingly, Kirk is not floored by this action, but is making these little tiny steps in a small circle with his hands firmly on his junk and his eyes rolled far enough back that he could see his own spinal cord. Janeway proceeds to kick and punch at Kirk, although he is able to keep his back to her as the only defense that he can muster at this time.
As Janeway is pummeling Kirk (mostly on the back of his head and his back), one notices that Kirks eyes are pointed forward again. In a swift and fluid motion, Kirk punches Janeway in the stomach with a mighty left hand. As Janeway doubles over in pain and shock, Kirk follows with a horrific right handed upper-cut to Janeway's jaw. A loud cracking sound can be heard as Janeway goes sprawling to the canvas. Janeway is not moving...Janeway is out!
As the medical crew revives Janeway, we speak with Captain Kirk:
reporter: Sir, were you at all surprised by your opponent?
Kirk: Damn right I was! The knew about my weakness for women and she used the out of it. Nearly beat me too!
reporter: If you see her again in the finals, will you be more cautious with her?
Kirk: I hope so. As long as she doesn't do that boob thing again.
Now a few words with Captain Janeway:
reporter: Ma'am, as you know, you are the obvious underdog in this tournament.
Janeway: Tell me something I don't know Einstein.
reporter: Actually, my question is, do you think you have a real chance against these men?
Janeway: I almost beat him didn't I? Actually, I didn't think he had much in him, the son of a just got a lucky punch didn't he? I should have won...he's a ing pussy. Look punk, think about this; Picard is an old man and Archer is a 22nd century re . So, do I think I can win? How about I kick your ass and you answer the ing question.
Leaderboard:
Kirk - 15 points (1 win)
Janeway - 10 points (style, bloodletting)
Archer - 0
Picard - 0
Next match: Archer vs. Picard (tba)
^^^Man, I probably shouldn't drink so much during the week.^^^
Yeah, obviously Kirk takes Janeway...that's like Pistons vs. Heat in the ECF.
The more compelling match-up is Picard vs. Archer:
Archer is a little . Every time I watch that poorly-written piece-of- show galavanting around as part of the Star Trek universe, I want to gouge my eyes out with a melon-ball scooper. I keep waiting for Scott Bakula to step into the transporter, disappear, and rematerialize in Alabama in the 1950's as a black man about to get lynched, uttering his infamous "oh boy" and whining for Al to show up and get him out of another pickle.
As far as fighting skills go, Archer was impressive against that Andorian -stick in the episode of Enterprise that gets rerun at least once a week here on Austin's WB. Other than that, he licks Ferengi chode. Picard, on the other hand, has been assimilated by the Borg, tortured by the Cardassians, and surgically altered to look like a Romulan...in short, he's a hardcore mother er. Archer might be taller, younger, and have more hair, but Picard is a Star Fleet captain for the ages...he was the only Freshman in the history of the Academy to win the marathon at Delulin II for christ's sake! Not only that, but he single-handedly oversaw the merciless slaughter of all-hands on 39 starships at the Battle of Wolf 359, so we know he's got great big balls.
As far as philandering goes, Picard has the clear edge. Archer couldn't hit it with T'Pol, the hottest woman to ever play a regular role on a Star Trek series. Picard on the other hand nailed fly es left and right (albeit at a rate much slower than Kirk), scored with Crusher in an alternate universe, and could have bedded Troi if he'd pulled rank on Riker a little more often.
Picard takes Archer in two rounds...analogous to the Spurs taking Dallas in the WCSF.
Picard vs. Kirk? That's a different story altogether....
I agree.
Picard totally kicks Archer's ass.
Although I'm thinking it'll take 3 rounds seeing as how Archer does have an edge being young and all.
But Picards experiance and general steel ballsyness wins out.
Picard vs. Kirk?
Now I'm sure alot of TOS purists would be all "kirk hands down"... whatever.
I'm going with a Picard win after 8 rounds.
Why? Style. Kirk uses the same damn hands open circle and wild west right hooks every flipping fight he;s ever been in.
Picard knows various techniques and is an apt student. After watching Kirk circle the ring 2 or 3 times he could basically tell him what he;'s going to do before he does it.
sisco comes in and uses a drive by.....winner sisco.
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