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Us spurs fans ! I would like told you one thing
one of my dream is go to AT&T Center
It is necessary that I should spend three-hour learning english every day
Us spurs fans ! I would like told you one thing
one of my dream is go to AT&T Center
Us spurs fans ! Do you mind I come from china?
you must give me an answer??
If you mind , please give me one excuse
ever heard confuscious say, man with hands in pocket is always happy, or he who laughs last laughs the loudest
I like listen rap music.but I can't rap
but I will try...Although this is impossible
I hope I can Rap to the future
No, no one minds.
Now tell us all about Asian BUKKAKE, please.
Really?? I am happy now
But I have a question
I don;t Know what is"BUKKAKE"
I look up my dictionary! is no this word???
can you say another same mean word??
Bukkake is a group sex practice wherein a series of men take turns ejaculating on somebody. There are strong overtones of erotic humiliation in this practice. Various styles exist, but a common form of bukkake seen in such publications will involve a woman or man sitting, lying down, or kneeling while men approach to masturbate until they ejaculate on her/his body, primarily on the face or in the mouth. The semen is left on the face as another man comes to repeat the routine.
History
Bukkake was popularized in Japanese adult media, by such Japanese adult video companies as Shuttle Japan, Soft on Demand, and Moodyz in the first half of the 1990s. It is to be assumed that a significant factor in the development of bukkake was the mandatory censorship of porn (porn mosaic) in Japan. Since the directors could not show penetration they had to invent new, visually-appealing ways to approach sex acts that would satisfy the audience without violating Japanese law.
One urban myth purports that the practice originated in feudal Japan as a method of punishing women who had committed adultery. However, this is not true as the source is the imagination of the writer of a certain adult website who concocted the story to entice readers to subscribe.
Fetish "forced bukkake" movies are popular in Japan. The typical plot features a young woman acting as a naďve, uniformed student or a demure pantyhosed office lady somehow finding herself in the predicament of being tied up and drenched with semen against her will.
The major producer of bukkake les in the USA is JM Productions with its popular series American Bukkake. Porn Impressario Mike South also does it on Southern Bukkake. Although not explicitly a bukkake le (and not nearly featuring as many sperm-donors) but yet doing justice to the idea is Brandon Iron's series Baker's Dozen from Platinum X. Another is the website On Her Face.
The major producer of bukkake les in Europe is the Munich based John Thompson, whose best known series of les is German Goo Girls (GGG).
The term “Bukkake” was popularized in the United States by talk show host Howard Stern on his nationally syndicated radio program. Controversy arose regarding the meaning of the word when station managers began censoring its use, inadvertently creating more interest.
ever heard confuscious say, man with hands in pocket is always happy, or he who laughs last laughs the loudest
no no no!! its "man with hand in pockets feel y all day"...
and...
Better to be pi$$ed off than pi$$ed on.
Man who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Woman who wear wonderbra make mountains out of molehills.
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who marry girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
Man who fights wife all day gets no piece at night.
Man who live in glass house should dress in basement.
Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.
Man who sleep in bed of nails is holy.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drop watch in toilet have $hitty time.
Man who make love to girl on hill, well, he not on level.
Man who sit on tack get point.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
Man with one hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change.
He who go to sleep with itchy arse wakes up with stinky fingers.
Learn to Masturbate, Come in handy.
Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand.
Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
He who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.
Folk who make Confucious joke speak bad English.
Woman who spend much time on bedspring may get offspring.
Girl who rides bicycle peddles a$$ all over town.
Man who put cream in tart not always baker.
Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.
Woman who slides down banister makes monkey shine.
Man who drive like , bound to get there.
Condom should be used on every conceivable occasion.
No difference between man and mouse - both end in pussy.
Bird in hand makes hard to blow nose
Woman who cook carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
He who let woman on top is f***ing up.
He who fishes in other mans well often catches crabs.
Baby conceived in back seat of car with automatic transmission, grow up to be shiftless ba$ .
Girls should not marry basketball players - they dribble before they shoot.
ta da!!!
Well, purely in the interest of improving your English.....
US Spurs Fans, I'd like to tell you one thing:
one of my dreams is to go to the AT&T Center.
By the way, your English is 409686574636785855739698655636759870976434345 times better than my Chinese.
thank you very much
I will working hard !!
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