I hate the American sports media (
especially ESPN), but I have enough faith in them to believe that they couldn't be stupid enough to all vote for Nash. So here's what I think happened.
Nash garnered more overall points than any other player because people ended up being split over LeBron, Dirk, and Kobe. Just like what Perot did for Clinton and what Nader did for Bush, those three did for Nash. I bet he was second place on everyone's ballot. They were trying to throw him a bone even though
no one thought he should be MVP, or maybe they thought he has the second-best season, or whatever. One the other hand, most ballots had one of the other three legitimate candidates as numbers 1, 3 and 4.
Players get 10 points for every first place vote, 7 points for second, 5 points for third, 3 points for fourth and 1 point for fifth. So let's say there are ten ballots (although the number isn't important since it's the proportions that matter). Consider the following hypothetical. Let's say that each of LeBron, Dirk and Kobe get 3 first place votes, with the tenth going to Nash. Let's also say Nash was second on the other nine ballots. Furthermore, let's say LeBron, Dirk and Kobe were third and fourth on three ballots each, and Billups was fifth on every ballot. That tenth ballot can be randomly assigned after first-place. Here are the ballots, and then the point totals:
1: LeBron 2: Nash 3: Dirk 4: Kobe 5: Billups
1: LeBron 2: Nash 3: Dirk 4: Kobe 5: Billups
1: LeBron 2: Nash 3: Dirk 4: Kobe 5: Billups
1: Dirk 2: Nash 3: Kobe 4: LeBron 5: Billups
1: Dirk 2: Nash 3: Kobe 4: LeBron 5: Billups
1: Dirk 2: Nash 3: Kobe 4: LeBron 5: Billups
1: Kobe 2: Nash 3: LeBron 4: Dirk 5: Billups
1: Kobe 2: Nash 3: LeBron 4: Dirk 5: Billups
1: Kobe 2: Nash 3: LeBron 4: Dirk 5: Billups
1: Nash 2: Dirk 3: Kobe 4: LeBron 5: Billlups
Billups: 10
LeBron: 57
Kobe: 59
Dirk: 61
Nash: 70
So while only 10% of the voters thought Nash should have been the MVP, he still won because he garnered enough points off of being haphazardly ranked second-best on everyone's ballot.
Now I know this is all just wide speculation and probably not very accurate, but it's the only rationale explanation for how this turd monkey could have repeated as MVP.
Either that, or the voters all felt sorry for him after he was made the butt of about 5000 tasteless visual jokes in the Nash picture thread
