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Age you act:: 60 (according to my friends)
What a weird combo!! Especially considering it was non-alcoholic
It is really good- it is like the sparkling juices that Welch's charges you an arm and a leg for.
Age you act:: 60 (according to my friends)
My Name: Adam with an 'A'
...childhood ambition: to be President
...fondest memory: Disneyworld trips with my family.
...soundtrack: something with emotion behind the music, something where you can feel heart and soul in it.
...retreat: on the fishing pier. or at my favorite 'camp' in Mountain Home, Tx.
...wildest dream: to be a member of a super secret crime fighting organzation.
...proudest moment: graduating from St Mary's.
...biggest challenge: finishing my masters.
...alarm clock: gimme a shotgun.
...perfect day: no stress from work, spend the day with great friends, and have a great cookout.
...first job: picking up trash at Fiesta Texas when USAA owned it. I was a 'goodwill ambassador'
...indulgence: M&Ms.
...last purchase: the movie 'Super Size Me'
...inspiration: those that give their damnest in an attempt to change this world for the better of all that inhabit it.
SHOOGA'S SOOPER SPECIAL SURVEY
SECTION A--REGISTRATION
Name:
Male or Female:
IF YOU ANSWERED "MALE", PROCEED TO SECTION Q
SECTION B--VITALS
Age (rounding to nearest 5 acceptable):
Height:
Height in six-inch stilletos:
Color of said stilletos:
Cup size:
Link to picture in teddy with stilletos:
SECTION C--TALENT
Specialty dishes you make from scratch:
Either a) number of cars repaired, b) number of books read in last week, or c) number of magazines posed for:
Dumbest joke you ever laughed at:
Sports you beat guys at:
Average number of days you rub it in:
Expert with any weapons?:
SECTION D--LEISURE
Favorite movie:
Sports that you don't have to ask about the rules:
Song that will put you helplessly in the mood:
Wildest thing you've ever done:
No, truthfully:
Number of drinks involved:
Countries to visit:
SECTION E--RELATIONSHIPS
USGA Golf ball-to-garden hose rating:
Average time of foreplay required:
Screamer?:
Number of times needed before you'll go to sleep:
Name of female best friend:
Number of times you've deep-tongued her:
Number of drinks involved:
Ideal romantic weekend:
Ever used hot grits for anything except breakfast?:
SECTION F--CAREER
Ideal job:
No, for you:
Does it matter who's the breadwinner?:
Does it matter if one of us has a great job so the other can sit around the house in his underwear watching ESPN Classics?:
Eat-out ratio: (MOVED TO RELATIONSHIPS)
% eating at home:
cool!
a two question survey for me!
umm if we want to know this stuff about each other, why don't we just all have myspaces and make them bulletins?
I will perform self-castration with a rusty spoon before I'll ever get a myspace page.
It was a joke.
Yea...but where's the fun in that?It's a virgin spritzer, so to speak.
That explains why I get along with you, Old man.
I don't do myspace, either. I still don't understand what the big deal about those sites are.
SECTION A--REGISTRATION
Name:Veronica Lynn
Male or Female: Female
IF YOU ANSWERED "MALE", PROCEED TO SECTION Q
SECTION B--VITALS
Age (rounding to nearest 5 acceptable): 23
Height: 5'10 inches ( barefoot)
Height in six-inch stilletos: 6'3
Color of said stilletos: Black velvet
Cup size: I usually buy the 16 oz variety from Heb. It holds all my Sprite plus cranberry juice.
Link to picture in teddy with stilletos:www.angel_keeps_her_secrets.com
SECTION C--TALENT
Specialty dishes you make from scratch: 4-H food and nutrition champion thank you very much. But now I am going for a Masters in Microwave.
I have officially lost interest in this survey.
For one fleeting minute there I was thinking "she's going to answer those questions?"
6'3" in stilletos. Oh, yeah.
That was funny.Ever used hot grits for anything except breakfast?:
^Kori courtesy comment (ranks below courtesy laugh).
Do you know who the hot grits reference is about?
Myspace would have been cool for me about 15 years ago.
Well, I laughed like a mofo for real at that, if it makes you feel better.
Myspace would have been cool for me about 15 years ago.
Ditto
Because I'm bored and on drugs.
1. You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you get?
2 bottles of Aquafina water, package of skittles, bag of Gardetto's, bag of Planters nuts & chocolate trail mix, and Orbit sweet mint gum -- I'd be ing set!
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
A dolphin would be pretty sweet, just don't molest me.
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
Not Obi. , I'm kidding. Geez. Hmmm. Redhead. Favorite. Hmmmmm. Debra Messing.
4. What do you order when you're at a pancake house?
Strawberry pancakes are pretty much heavenly.
5. Last book you read?
I'm reading Henry's List of Wrongs for like the 4th time.
6. Have you made out with anyone on this forum?
That's just crazy.
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
VS ultrasmooth lowrise boyshorts -- I just bought them and goddamn are they lovely against the skin.
8. Describe the last time you were injured.
you!
9. Of all your friends, with whom would you want to be stuck in the middle of a jungle?
Someone I could talk to, have sex with, and eat if it came down to it ... Dustin.
10. Are there any odd things that make you feel uncomfortable?
Dirty old men.
11. Are there any weird things that turn you on?
Hearing a guy use big words, correctly. Shut up, don't laugh.
12. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Airplane, I'd go further and faster than ever before. Duh.
13. Name 3 things you have with you at all times:
wallet, cell, lip gloss
14. What is a saying that you use a lot?
'Oh dear'
15. What phrase makes you laugh no matter where, when or how?
"... punch you in the face"
I was looking for Section Q for a while. No fair
Because I'm bored and wish I was on drugs:
1. You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station, what do you get?
Liter of ozarka (literawater), king size peanut M&M's, and 7 dollars worth of lottery tickets.
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
sea cu ber
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
Jessica Rabbit ... does she count?
4. What do you order when you're at a pancake house?
biscuits and gravy w/ sausage.
5. Last book you read?
An Unreasonable Woman.
6. Have you made out with anyone on this forum?
Kori Ellis
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
any type of boxers I reckon.
8. Describe the last time you were injured.
I don't get injured very often ... can't remember.
9. Of all your friends, with whom would you want to be stuck in the middle of a jungle?
Someone I could talk to, have sex with, and eat if it came down to it ... myself.
10. Are there any odd things that make you feel uncomfortable?
strangers with candy
11. Are there any weird things that turn you on?
girls taking initiative
12. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be?
bicycle
13. Name 3 things you have with you at all times:
wallet, glasses/sunglasses ... wallet?
14. What is a saying that you use a lot?
I say "stupid got" a lot in real life.
15. What phrase makes you laugh no matter where, when or how?
it's an inside joke ... it would look stupid here.
Who the is this jane3000 character?
's on na.
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