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    Go. Fight. Win. Lady Marmalade's Avatar
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    Im going to be a daddy. my current gf got pregnant, she took the test today. positive. what are the chances that the test is wrong? i dont even know what to do, or what to think. i know its mine. but damn... im only 20... im not ready for this... i still live with my parents! anyone whos been in this position please help!
    A doctor told me that the chances of a pregancy test being a false positive is slim-to none. However a false negative pregnancy test is more probable. So Looks like it's time to step up and be a father. If you and the mother are not ready to be parents consider adoption/abortion. But do not force or attempt to force your girl friend to do either one of these.

    Before you have sex with someone you should talk about what happens if pregnancy were to occur.....

  2. #77
    Nostradamas Jr.
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    Before you have sex with someone you should talk about what happens if pregnancy were to occur.....

    Yeah, that would really be a turn on.




    I just get her to the point of wanting to do me after all my charm and persuasive skills and I lay question that on her.......riiiight.


    Last edited by Jimcs50; 11-08-2006 at 05:57 PM.

  3. #78
    Go. Fight. Win. Lady Marmalade's Avatar
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    Yeah, that would really be a turn on.




    I just get her to the point of wanteing to do me after all my charm and persuasive skills and I lay question that on her.......riiiight.


    Not seconds before....


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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    Yeah, that would really be a turn on.




    I just get her to the point of wanteing to do me after all my charm and persuasive skills and I lay question that on her.......riiiight.


    charm = drugs and alcohol?

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    Was that supposed to be funny? Because it's not something you shuold joke about....

    Shut the up.

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    Wow. Sucks for you. Cover your stump before you hump.

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    charm = drugs and alcohol?

    That'll take care of the whole pregnancy as well.

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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Im going to be a daddy. my current gf got pregnant, she took the test today. positive. what are the chances that the test is wrong? i dont even know what to do, or what to think. i know its mine. but damn... im only 20... im not ready for this... i still live with my parents! anyone whos been in this position please help!
    (Editor's note: I'm responding to this without reading the rest of the responses. I'll get to the rest of the thread in a bit.)

    I'm not sure where your head is dude, but let me say from personal experience that the first time you see your kid, you will realize why you were put on this planet. It is a life changing experience, and if more guys actually embraced fatherhood instead of running from it like little pussies, this world would be a MUCH better place to live.

    Congrats in advance if you choose to dedicate your life to that kiddo. It will pay off in spades, I assure you.

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    Rick Perry Sucks!! Chris Bell's Avatar
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    Congrats in advance if you choose to dedicate your life to that kiddo. It will pay off in spades, I assure you.
    Given the shocking lack of immaturity mcornelio has displayed, I seriously doubt he will dedicate himself to anything other than his own personal gratification. That, sadly, what his life seems to be all about. I hope the young man will revolutionize his behavior before it is too late.

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    Fatherhood rocks. I love it. The only bad thing is, whereas I used to be whole, now I am just a fragment. I need them to feel complete.





    BTW...

    So what's it going to be?


















    Army, Air Force, Navy, or Marines?

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    Army, Air Force, Navy, or Marines?

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    Nostradamas Jr.
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    charm = drugs and alcohol?

    No, just my own self, au naturel.


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    Right!

    They get the best weed anyway...

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    Nostradamas Jr.
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    Sometimes I wish I had a kid.

    Kid? Baby goat??? You been two timing your sheep?




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    Anyone fool with a can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children.

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    I cannot grok its fullnes leemajors's Avatar
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    I'm not sure where your head is dude, but let me say from personal experience that the first time you see your kid, you will realize why you were put on this planet.
    i agree wholeheartedly with this. the first 2-3 months are pretty rough getting adjusted to erratic sleep and the additional responsibility, but when your child starts reacting to your mere presence with delight it's totally worth anything you went through.

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    I wonder what's going to happen the first time mcornelio's pregnant girlfriend tries to sit in his chair.

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    I wonder what's going to happen the first time mcornelio's pregnant girlfriend tries to sit in his chair.
    Her water will break.

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