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I would be the first to break dance to Tejano music.
Break dancing would be cool too.
I would be the first to break dance to Tejano music.
I can invent a La Charanga break dance.
Fandango USA is a very underrated band.
In Kingsville there was a dude that called himself the Charanga King. He danced a round a radio at local Grand Openings wearing a bandana around his neck and cowboy boots. He got in an accident at work and lost his leg. He was the Charanga King no longer.
That was 8 years back. He's dead now.
God killed him.
Why do people still have the Christmas lights on?
Don't they know that offends the Charanga King?
I want to see a ghost.
Not at my house though. Maybe at work. That might be cool. I can handle seeing it when I'm at work, but if I knew there was a ghost in my house I don't think I could sleep.
Unless it was a hot nymphomaniac ghost with no gag reflex.
That would kick ass.
Who invented the coffee table?
Coffee tables found their way into the West from the Ottoman Empire, where they were a common fixture in tea gardens and other places where coffee was served. They became especially common after the Battle of Vienna in 1683.
Thank you Wikipedia.
I remember when I wondered stuff but didn't have access to the answers without a trip to the library two towns over. Those times sucked.
I wonder all the time. For example, I wonder why a dog can't get a cat pregnant. They both have eggs and sperm. It just seems like it would be cool.
My dog humped my shirt the other night.
It was last night.
If reincarnation is the truth, my dog was a serial rapist in his past life.
I have to work Friday morning.
I think I need a second job. How can I make money from being vulgar? Somebody tell me how.
I can't hear out of my right ear. I think I may be coming down with what Helen Keller had.
I have the greatest desktop picture ever.
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