White Elephant? Yankee Swap? Dirty Santa?

[Vizzini]

If you really want to be douchy,

get them a couple of books of stamps, an electirc toothbrush, or go to one of the registries online and get a star named after them, or you could even offer to make a donation to the HUMAN Fund, it is afterall, money for people.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

A two-year membership to the Johnny Blaze fan club.

[Vizzini]

Best one yet..... $15 of the nastiest trashiest porno you can find. I would love to see the look one someone's face after opening that gift, but it would probably get you fired, so it might not be so hot afterall.

[DirkAB]

A dime bag and a half-smoked dime bag.

[2Blonde]

Okay, so far the best idea is sandwich ham and a lottery ticket.

How about an Otter instead?

[ShoogarBear]

A two-year membership to the Johnny Blaze fan club.

"And second prize is a three-year membership . . . "

[Phenomanul]

"And second prize is a three-year membership . . . "

witty...

[Phenomanul]

An electronic Sudoku hand held device....

[Reichen Lehmkuhl]

A box of condoms and some lube.

But who needs the condoms?

[shelshor]

A Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

[katyon6th]

Thanks so much for all the ideas. Even the potatoes, condoms and dirty dirty porn were considered ... mhmm.

I'm going with a box of chocolates and lottery tickets.

[Instigator_]

You should have considered a compe ve board game. Nothing better than an old fashion office brawl.

[SpursWoman]

My boss had his Christmas Party last night and we ended up with a vibrating ring and a double gold pocket-rocket ... and a "N.O.P.D. - Not Our Problem Dude Katrina 2005 T-Shirt."



The best part is when we took the double bullets out of the package and were playing with them (not in there intended use--yet ), some lady had to ask what it was and what it was for.

[baseline bum]

A PSP case.