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  1. #76
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Well, I will try and use the best of your suggestions. I will try and report back on how things went. hehehe I hope my date will have as much fun as I am sure to have!

    So, let's see...

    Before heading out to the Spurs game, you take her to PF Changs for something to eat. On the way to the game, you dash into Dave & Buster's for a few games of skee (sp?) ball...where you dazzle her with your astounding ability to get it into the hole that's worth the most points like no one she's ever seen.

    Ya'll have an awesome time at the game, regardless off the cranky old man that ya'll sit next to that draws up plays on napkins and BAMA's worse than anyone ever seen on this forum.

    After the game, you figure you're only a few miles from downtown, and in your I'm-a-smooth-kind-of-guy way, suggest a quick trip up the elevator at the Tower of the Americas for a little warming-up action...atmosphere, scenery, yada yada yada...quite certain that she'll be happy to oblige. But not to eat, though...because on top of PF Changs and the high-dollar nachos and beer at the game, you're feeling a little gassy. Oh...scratch the nachos. You don't want to be gassy in an elevator. Isn't that against the law in some states?

    So you're done with downtown, and somehow manage to make it back to your car....and she decides that she's hungry again....so you head to Saltgrass for a quick bite and tip the waiter an extraordinary amount of money...where she will no doubt be impressed with your expressed generosity to the very hard-working waitstaff.

    You leave the restaurant, and figure you've probably fed her enough to nurish a small African country...so you're thinking that before any mention of getting naked in a hot tub, ya'll need to work some of that food off. So you take her back to some Chinese guy named Jim's place to change out the tile in the bathroom.

    All that hard work gets ya'll both all hot and sweaty, so you take her back to your place for a nice, long, hot shower....and pick up where you left off at the TotA. ViolentKitten's suggestion probably will fit in there somewhere.


    Did I miss anything?

  2. #77
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    Not a thing!

  3. #78
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    Oh....don't forget the flowers.

  4. #79
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    There is no way in I could forget those!

  5. #80
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    It is imperative that he ask for me as a waiter. Other than that I see no problem.

  6. #81
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    So, let's see...

    Before heading out to the Spurs game, you take her to PF Changs for something to eat. On the way to the game, you dash into Dave & Buster's for a few games of skee (sp?) ball...where you dazzle her with your astounding ability to get it into the hole that's worth the most points like no one she's ever seen.

    Ya'll have an awesome time at the game, regardless off the cranky old man that ya'll sit next to that draws up plays on napkins and BAMA's worse than anyone ever seen on this forum.

    After the game, you figure you're only a few miles from downtown, and in your I'm-a-smooth-kind-of-guy way, suggest a quick trip up the elevator at the Tower of the Americas for a little warming-up action...atmosphere, scenery, yada yada yada...quite certain that she'll be happy to oblige. But not to eat, though...because on top of PF Changs and the high-dollar nachos and beer at the game, you're feeling a little gassy. Oh...scratch the nachos. You don't want to be gassy in an elevator. Isn't that against the law in some states?

    So you're done with downtown, and somehow manage to make it back to your car....and she decides that she's hungry again....so you head to Saltgrass for a quick bite and tip the waiter an extraordinary amount of money...where she will no doubt be impressed with your expressed generosity to the very hard-working waitstaff.

    You leave the restaurant, and figure you've probably fed her enough to nurish a small African country...so you're thinking that before any mention of getting naked in a hot tub, ya'll need to work some of that food off. So you take her back to some Chinese guy named Jim's place to change out the tile in the bathroom.

    All that hard work gets ya'll both all hot and sweaty, so you take her back to your place for a nice, long, hot shower....and pick up where you left off at the TotA. ViolentKitten's suggestion probably will fit in there somewhere.


    Did I miss anything?

    What time do you want me to pick you up????

  7. #82
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    Uh uh S y! You had your chance!

  8. #83
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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    What time do you want me to pick you up????



  9. #84
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    What time do you want me to pick you up????

    Wait just a damn minute!

    You HAD your turn , Im next!!!

  10. #85
    needs a margarita
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    Damn! The compe ion is ferocious!

  11. #86
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    Damn! The compe ion is ferocious!
    What compe ion?!

  12. #87
    Mrs.Useruser666 SpursWoman's Avatar
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  13. #88
    needs a margarita
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    Well, I hope dating tonight have a wonderful time!

    But she will be mine again. Oh yes, she will!

  14. #89
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    IMHO, it appears that some need to get laid in the worse way.

  15. #90
    Blonde Yet Smart 2Blonde's Avatar
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    One important tip...Do not tell her she looks older in person or you'll end up dateless like Duff.

    ...2Blonde

  16. #91
    needs a margarita
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    One important tip...Do not tell her she looks older in person or you'll end up dateless like Duff.

    ...2Blonde
    x a million

  17. #92
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    hahahhahahahhahahahahahhaahahhahahahah.

    Seriously, we need to get Duff laid. If Patrick can get Mexican ass on accident, Duff can get laid.

  18. #93
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    Doesn't Duff have 2 hands to choose from?

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    You know, after reading the other thread, I realize that it is hopeless.

  20. #95
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    On top of the Hemisfair Tower of the Americas....that way you can makeout in the elevator.
    I did take a girl there on the first date, but we didn't get to makeout because of everybody else in the elevator.

    But she loved going there (she had never been).

  21. #96
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    I did take a girl there on the first date, but we didn't get to makeout because of everybody else in the elevator.

    But she loved going there (she had never been).
    She had never been in an elevator?

  22. #97
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    hahahhahahahhahahahahahhaahahhahahahah.

    Seriously, we need to get Duff laid. If Patrick can get Mexican ass on accident, Duff can get laid.
    This is one story I haven't heard at a GTG yet.

    Sounds funny.

    Like Patrick's Dad.

  23. #98
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    She had never been in an elevator?

    :p

  24. #99
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    Ah yes, Tower memories. Children getting knocked down by the wind and their spit flying everywhere.

  25. #100
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    Remember the parachuters? Damn this thread is getting off topic.

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