Extreme vulgarity and tasteless jokes also helped out a bit.
I used my wit and charm.
Extreme vulgarity and tasteless jokes also helped out a bit.
Last night my dart team had to play at this hole in the wall on the Southside, this place was so ghetto there was blue duct tape holding together the toilet seat. I almost pinched my left nalga on it.
What was the place called?
team darts? what kind of league is it?
You don't put toilet paper on the seat before you sit down?
Melmart pees standing up.
People really use those neck wraps?
SilBlack is bangin her brother? Ewww.
Whether you put toilet paper down on the seat or not, if there is a crack in the toilet seat you risk pinching your ass on it.
There was also a bathtub in the bathroom. I wonder if anyone has ever peed in there.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
I want to see a picture of you in your darts uniform.
I want to see a picture of her pissing standing up.
What's your jersey number?
Man, that's vintage Quattro.
awww...I thought it gonBe he-mann!
We have team shirts but we don't have numbers on them
thats vintage
do people remember the free quattro razor, the promo, the razor, for shaving, that this thread was founded on?
Then how are the sportscasters supposed to identify you?We have team shirts but we don't have numbers on them
Well I am usually the only girl playing, so just look at the bumps on my chest and that should clue you in.
TTI suddenly WWP.
Actually last night's team we played was five girls and one guy. These were some rough looking broads, the ones who keep perming their hair despite the fact that they are slowly going bald.
So then the bump method wouldn't work in this situation. This is why you need numbers.
BTW, did I ever mention I am fluent in Braille?
Congrats Ash.
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