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  1. #76
    Dr. Pepper Johnny_Blaze_47's Avatar
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    This thread is approaching NorCal's JV football thread.

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    Maaaaaannnn fuck.... E20's Avatar
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    I'd love to play all you guys, someone drive me down to Texas from California. I'll eventually come to SA. The first thing I'll do is knock on every ones door with a basketball.

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    Um, I used to work in the Hill Country all summer taking care of handicapped kids and got bit by more mosquitos than I care to remember. And I took it like a woman, enduring the temps approaching 100, high humidity and pushing, pulling wheelchairs and lifting 150 lb teens out of their wheelchairs to take them swimming and horseback riding. I never once had to go to the emergency room like a little pussy, even though they itched like .
    You did not see my bites. They were ing huge............HUGE.

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    Yes, I saw them. You posted pictures, remember? Doesn't seem like anything to land in the emergency room for, imho. I may have a pussy, but I don't act like one.

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    Yes, I saw them. You posted pictures, remember? Doesn't seem like anything to land in the emergency room for, imho. I may have a pussy, but I don't act like one.
    Yeah now stick a needle through it and swirl it around.

    I'm done with this thread. Melmart wins, I shouldn't let some bite do that to me, I'm E20 after all, but my brain-farted. Ehhh it happens.

  6. #81
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    I'd love to play all you guys, someone drive me down to Texas from California. I'll eventually come to SA. The first thing I'll do is knock on every ones door with a basketball.
    For someone who talks a big game, you sure have a lot of conditions.

    "Drive me to Texas, I don't want to play against someone taller than six feet, the bites were big..."

    Damn, just come right out and declare that you could score higher on the SATs than anybody else, as long as the compe ion is against a drunk, re ed 7-year-old.

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    For someone who talks a big game, you sure have a lot of conditions.

    "Drive me to Texas, I don't want to play against someone taller than six feet, the bites were big..."

    Damn, just come right out and declare that you could score higher on the SATs than anybody else, as long as the compe ion is against a drunk, re ed 7-year-old.
    Well what? It's the truth....I will beat anybody here as long as the height disparity isn't that huge. Also, I can't afford a road trip down to Texas which is 1600+ miles away from here nor airline tickets. I woudn't have a place to stay no food. I'm flat out broke, I just bought a car and I have some debts/bills to pay.

    So, you guys want me to come down to Texas for 3 hours school you guys in a game of 1 on 1 and go back. That is highly illogical [/Spock]

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    Yeah now stick a needle through it and swirl it around.
    You see, that is exactly the point. WHY would you do that? And why would you listen to NorCal about rubbing lemons on them? You might be the only person in the history of SpursTalk to not only take NorCal seriously, but to get owned by him in the process.

    I hope you are as good as you say in basketball. Cus you ain't too bright.

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    You see, that is exactly the point. WHY would you do that? And why would you listen to NorCal about rubbing lemons on them? You might be the only person in the history of SpursTalk to not only take NorCal seriously, but to get owned by him in the process.

    I hope you are as good as you say in basketball. Cus you ain't too bright.
    Let's just say I was a little desperate. LMAO

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    When mosquitoes go out, they put on Useruser666 repellent. LOL

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    For someone who talks a big game, you sure have a lot of conditions.

    "Drive me to Texas, I don't want to play against someone taller than six feet, the bites were big..."

    Damn, just come right out and declare that you could score higher on the SATs than anybody else, as long as the compe ion is against a drunk, re ed 7-year-old.
    Unrealistic conditions are the calling card of the keyboard warrior. Instead of challenging all the Spurstalkers in Texas to a game of imaginary b-ball, wouldn't it be more appropriate to go to the local YWCA and challenge a little girl to a game of 1 on 1? He could even find a girl smaller than him so as to meet one of the conditions.

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    It's the truth....I will beat anybody here as long as the height disparity isn't that huge
    Actually its an opinion. Being the truth implies that something is factual. Since you have never seen everyone here play basketball there is no way to know that you could beat everybody with any certainty. You may be of the opinion that you can beat everybody here and that is certainly your right. But it is possible that of the hundreds of posters here, someone could beat you. Now before you predictably drop the "I could beat you" card....that would be no big feat. I am pretty sure you can beat me at hoops because I am old, slow, out of shape and don't have any talent.
    I wouldn't back down though and you would know you were in a battle.
    Last edited by samikeyp; 07-06-2007 at 03:51 PM.

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    Hey E20 do u dunk?

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    Actually its an opinion. Being the truth implies that something is factual. Since you have never seen everyone here play basketball there is no way to know that you could beat everybody with any certainty. You may be of the opinion that you can beat everybody here and that is certainly your right. But it is possible that of the hundreds of posters here, someone could beat you. Now before you predictably drop the "I could beat you" card....that would be no big feat. I am pretty sure you can beat me at hoops because I am old, slow, out of shape and don't have any talent.
    I wouldn't back down though and you would know you were in a battle.
    It's called a guarantee. I don't need to see anybody play here. I KNOW I'm better than anybody here skill wise, but if you tower a foot above than it's a no brainer that you'd win. All you would have to do is post me up and lay it in.
    Hey E20 do u dunk?
    Dunking's cool and all for amusing people, but no I can't dunk, I'm too short. But whats better 3 points or 2? That's what my HS coach said and I agree with that, but that doesn't mean I have no inside game.

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    Unrealistic conditions are the calling card of the keyboard warrior. Instead of challenging all the Spurstalkers in Texas to a game of imaginary b-ball, wouldn't it be more appropriate to go to the local YWCA and challenge a little girl to a game of 1 on 1? He could even find a girl smaller than him so as to meet one of the conditions.
    Cornbeard <<

    You will be the first I smash on when I ever come to SA.

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    It's called a guarantee. I don't need to see anybody play here. I KNOW I'm better than anybody here skill wise
    Its easy to talk when you have no intention of backing it up.

    Well played!
    Last edited by samikeyp; 07-06-2007 at 06:15 PM.

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    Dunking's cool and all for amusing people, but no I can't dunk, I'm too short. But whats better 3 points or 2? That's what my HS coach said and I agree with that, but that doesn't mean I have no inside game.
    Two points is two points, that makes sense and all. But I wouldn't say you're too short to dunk, im only 2 inches taller than you and I dunk with both hands. Too bad we live too far apart or i'd play you just for the of it.

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    Dunking's cool and all for amusing people, but no I can't dunk, I'm too short. But whats better 3 points or 2? That's what my HS coach said and I agree with that, but that doesn't mean I have no inside game.
    That's just your excuse because you can't. I didn't know about this certain height you had to be to be able to dunk.

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    Everyone isn't born with mad hops. I would have to have the vert of Spudd Webb minus 2 inches to dunk and that's like one in a thousand. Sorry.

    To Mikey: I plan on coming to San Antonio sooner or later to meet everybody here in person and hopefully around the sametime as a GTG happens.

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    Damn, just come right out and declare that you could score higher on the SATs than anybody else, as long as the compe ion is against a drunk, re ed 7-year-old.


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    Everyone isn't born with mad hops. I would have to have the vert of Spudd Webb minus 2 inches to dunk and that's like one in a thousand. Sorry.

    To Mikey: I plan on coming to San Antonio sooner or later to meet everybody here in person and hopefully around the sametime as a GTG happens.

    You wouldn't need Webb's hops to be able to dunk. You'd need his hops to do the dunks he did.

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    the vast majority of girls WANT to be the barbie doll, paris hilton, cute, lovable, sexy girl that all the guys want. they dont wanna be 6'4, butch as , tatted up ghetto .

    the guys dont wanna see that and the girls dont wanna see that because they do not look up to them

    wnba is lame


    unless you wanna watch a bunch of butch women run around and pretend they can play ball.


    How funny. I guess a girl can't be both...they are either butch athletes, or drugged-out s with zero self respect, but wear pink.

    Which really leaves me with somewhat of a conundrum....since I love perfume, expensive purses and chick flicks, am I supposed to completely ignore the side of me that loves posting up?

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    But you have to remember, white men cant jump. Lol just kidding

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    As a matter of fact, my man especially loves it when I try to post him up. I can't shoot over him, though, he's a foot taller than me. I usually just end up getting stuffed.

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    As a matter of fact, my man especially loves it when I try to post him up.
    The fact that you both are naked at that is what Chris likes about that.

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