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  1. #76
    U Have Bad Understanding Sportcamper's Avatar
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    What do you all think?

    I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs: phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

    I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

    Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of her when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop where I bought it?

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    But would it set in if it was hacked off with a butter knife, therefore not still attached to the body?
    You seem to have put way too much thought into this.

  3. #78
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Based on this thread...perhaps I don't ever want to get married either!
    You'd have to learn to put the cereal in before the milk.

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    the loss of privacy.

  5. #80
    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    For those of you who have been married or are married?



    A better question, why are you asking?


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    Five Rings... Kori Ellis's Avatar
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    A better question, why are you asking?

    I was just going to ask her if her boyfriend had proposed.

    To answer the question, there's not really much that's hard about marriage if you don't sweat the little stuff. My best advice to any woman getting married is to not be a nag. If it's not that serious (i.e. put the toilet seat down, put your clothes in the hamper, stop watching football, etc) then it's not really relevant in the big scheme of things. If you don't nag, life is a lot easier.

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    God Talks To Me. angel_luv's Avatar
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    I was just going to ask her if her boyfriend had proposed.

    Thank you! I couldn't believe there was three pages of responses and not one other person was curious about the question itself.

    Maybe I am part reporter.

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    I personally think the hardest part is this:

    Not getting arrested for murder.
    Not getting arrested for assault.
    Not getting arrested for arson.


    mmmmmm, other than that....it's pretty easy. I've been doing it for a really really long time now.


    Just kidding honey! Love you!!!

    I suggest getting married to any woman who would like to surrender her life, iden y, and sanity

    Kidding again honey!! Love you more!!!

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    Believe. Clutch20's Avatar
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    Thank you! I couldn't believe there was three pages of responses and not one other person was curious about the question itself.

    Maybe I am part reporter.
    For those of you who have who have known all along that 1Parker! was female..........I didn't know

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    i think the hardest part of being married is keeping yourself under control when you see a hot ass chick, and having to keep in mind that your already hitched and you cant go after her. Im not married yet, but i think thats probably one of the biggest challenges. I have a friend who is 24 and married, but at work, he flirts with this other chick like hardcore. Im talkin like holding her and playing flirting games with her like tapping her on the shoulder as he walks by her and . I dont want to tell him anything because hes my friend and its really none of my business. But i think thats probably on of the most difficult parts of being hitched.

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    Spurs are Lottery Bound. SequSpur's Avatar
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    I personally think the hardest part is this:
    Not getting arrested for murder.
    Not getting arrested for assault.
    Not getting arrested for arson.

    mmmmmm, other than that....it's pretty easy. I've been doing it for a really really long time now.

    Just kidding honey! Love you!!!

    I suggest getting married to any woman who would like to surrender her life, iden y, and sanity

    Kidding again honey!! Love you more!!!
    the hardest thing is sleeping with one eye open.

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    Live by what you Speak. DarkReign's Avatar
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    Nothing.

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    I was just going to ask her if her boyfriend had proposed.

    To answer the question, there's not really much that's hard about marriage if you don't sweat the little stuff. My best advice to any woman getting married is to not be a nag. If it's not that serious (i.e. put the toilet seat down, put your clothes in the hamper, stop watching football, etc) then it's not really relevant in the big scheme of things. If you don't nag, life is a lot easier.
    Word



    If the toilet seat's up, just STFU and put it down, it's quicker.

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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I've never understood the toilet seat argument. Its no more a pain in the ass for us to put the toilet seat down a few times than it is for the guys to put it up every time.

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    PhillyGirl 1Parker1's Avatar
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    I was just going to ask her if her boyfriend had proposed.

    No proposal, yet... I was just wondering since it seems that all my friends seem to be getting married and that's all they talk about...already ing about in-laws, etc. Also, everyone keeps pressuring me about it as well...I was never one of those girls who imagined what her wedding day will be like, or how her husband will be, etc. I'm a complete un-romantic and it's really hard for me to picture myself as married. Probably because I am very independent and have semi-trust issues. But now that I am getting older, I am starting to re-consider my views on marriage.

    I was just wondering what everyone's experiences were with marriage.

  20. #95
    needs a margarita
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    I've never understood the toilet seat argument. Its no more a pain in the ass for us to put the toilet seat down a few times than it is for the guys to put it up every time.
    I live in a house full of testosterone. Since I'm the one that has to clean the friking toilet, they can put it down. And they do

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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    I hate when he puts ketsup on everything I cook

  22. #97
    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    Gotta love it. Tonight she's out with some friends and I'm at home with the kids. No problem.

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    Compromise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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