I went out as a pro poker player. I wore really dark shades and a big black jacket ala Phil Helmuth. I even walked around saying "With my DVD, you'll dodge bullets baby!" but no one knew what the I was talking about.

One smartass dad said, "Hey look it's dog the bounty hunter" in a really sarcastic way.

I just walked away from one house. They had their lights on and stuff so I figured it was all good. Then the lady answers the door like I was just some visitor. I said "TRICK OR TREAT BABY!!!" and she gives me this blank stare and furrows her brow like she didn't know it was October 31st. Long story short, she goes well ok hold let me get you some stuff and I see her walking down the hallway with V8 and a box of triscuits. I just booked it.

Had a decent haul overall.

3 packs of gum
3 andes mints
1 snickers full size
tons of smarties
1 pack of pop tarts
some fruit cups
baby ruth fun sized
travel size soap
pez dispenser w/ pez refill
spurs pocket schedule